The Bunker Boys' Press Archive

Here we have all the press reports for 2003

January 2003

 

Nowell & Pearson Start in Style

The Pattaya Golf Society chose the magnificent course at Khao Kheow for their first fixture of the New Year on Friday, 3rd January. The course was well presented, as usual, and the large group of Bunker Boys shook off their celebrations and tackled the breezy A and B courses in energetic style. Two of the Bunker notables, Mr Loy and John Preddy, decided to sit this event out but all the other regulars were there with Des Pearson smiling his way to the top of the division two list firing 35 stableford points, two ahead of Mikael Andersson, who was a further three points ahead of Blair Newton and Colin Morgan, jostling in the same playing group. Division one saw a tighter duel with Steve Nowell eventually holding out to win with 34 points, just heading off the attentions of John King and Bob Morrison with 33 points. The first Bunker Super Sawng award of the year went to Colin Morgan and Bill Macey for their birdie two's. For the second successive round poor Jim Payne picked up the Bunker Banana Booby, thereby breaking one of his New Year resolutions. He apparently found problems coming to terms with the wind, but don't we all after the seasonal celebrations!

 

Experience and Consistency are the Keys at Green Valley

The Bunker Boys' first two day event of the year was held at beautiful Green Valley on 6-7th January. The format was an exciting three-ball one where the two best net scores on each hole counted towards the team total. Nine teams competed in a close encounter and on the first day only ten shots covered the first five teams. Holding on to a slim two shot margin of a lead was the master blend of age, experience and consistency, John Preddy, Len Jones and Mikael Andersson, and their sixteen under total of 128 was just enough to keep pre-tournament favourites, Roy Mitchell, Saranya Chaiyanont and Harry Riley, recent hole-in-one winner on the course, at arm's length. In touch in third place was the team of David Johnson, John King and Alan Sullivan. The second day started badly for the leaders when they recorded a double bogey on the first hole but that was to be the only blemish on their card. They proceded to rack up a host of fine birdies again and finished the tournament thirty under par on 258 to win the event by eight shots from Mr. Loy, Saranya and Harry, with David, John and Alan on 270 just holding off a strong second day challenge by Steve Nowell, Joe Sebastian and Norm Robinson, two shots further behind. The feast of fine golf saw six birdie two's recorded and the fun and friendship of the competition will live long in the memories of those who took part.

 

When You've Gotta Go, You've Gotta Go

What a predicament! Imagine this scenario. You are organising a quiet visit of about 25 people to play the relatively easy local course at Phoenix. Your two regular helpers are not there on Tuesday, 14th January, as they are planning to enjoy themselves at the challenging St. Andrew's. One or two strange faces arrive but you are not too concerned. Then more, then more...Writer's cramp sets in after the fortieth name and still they keep arriving. The fiftieth golfer arrives one minute before departure and now you have all the transport logistics to solve. Cars, taxis, bicycles, elephants, buffalo. Eventually you manage to get everyone to the course but now you have the dilemma of getting everyone to tee-off from the same tees. In the distance Wat Yai's Lord Buddha has a glint in his eye and you know then you can even accomplish this! Surely now you can concentrate on your golf? Well, yes, but you are playing with someone who shoots a gross 135! It must be too much for a mere mortal to bear. There were winners and losers, of course, but the day's true star was surely Mr. Loy.
Results:
Division One: 1. Kevin Smith net 67; 2. Bert Guy net 69; 3. Bill Hewitt net 70.
Division Two: 1= Kevin Sheppard and Norm Robinson net 69; 3. George Holroyd net 70
Super Sawng Award: Shared by Ed Trayling, Kevin Smith (2), Bert Guy, Harry Riley, Harry Cowling and Keith Hector.
Banana Booby: Jeff Jones.

 

Helgarson and Griffin Hit the Top at Century

On Friday, 17th January, Century Chonburi was the course chosen by the Bunker Boys for their first official stableford tournament of the year. Thirty-eight travel weary souls stretched their way unto the basic clubhouse and prepared themselves for the fray. The course is always well tended and looked good for this time of the year. In division one Kristian Helgarson held off all challengers to post a fine score of 39 points, with Belgium's Bert Remy challenging with his 36 and Ronnie Rayner taking the other minor place with his 34 points. In division two Neil Griffin shook off the effects of a long night to fire his best round for a while and his tally of 39 points was too good for Mikael Andersson, 36, and Mal Spence's 33. Sadly Gerhardt Schulze's score of 33 was not good enough to be considered, neither was it scored at the same "Century" course! His reckless navigation was to earn him the Bunker Banana Booby later at the Bunker. Three players shot birdie two's and earned a share of the Bunker Super Sawng award, namely Micharel Dige (two), Wilf Latham and Johann Reynisson. So did Martin Davis who, once again, had not bought a ticket for the show and had to watch the presentation from the sidelines.

 

Noble Place is Very 'Andy

On Tuesday, 21st January, Harry Riley led the Bunker Boys, in the absence of Mr. Loy, to distant Noble Place for their weekly strokeplay competition and the day was warm and fine. The course played quite short because the white tees were well forward but even so the course was still at its challenging best. Visitor Gary Wilborn shot the best score of the day in division one and his net 67 was a country mile ahead of second placed Harry Riley and Keith Hector who both shot net 73. In division two veteran Jal "Andy" Anderson played another of his "cute" rounds to head the field with a net 70, just one shot ahead of Brian Bradley and David Johnson who both fired net 71. Amazingly there were no two's recorded and because the fruiterer was away on a visa run the Bunker Banana Booby was held back until the return of Mr. Loy.

 

Eastern Star Holds all the Aces

The current invalid amongst the province's courses, Eastern Star, put on a weak smile and welcomed the Bunker Boys for their weekly stableford competition on Friday, 24th January. The course continues to limp along the road to recovery after the blight on the greens and is still far away from being the beautiful course many remember. However, on the day, it still managed to host a large Thai tournament in addition to the Bunker Boys and the tired old lady held all the aces as a strong wind and inconsistent greens could not persuade the players to break par. In division one Norman Brooks used all his experience to shoot 35 points with Keith Hector finding a consistency lacking recently to fire 33 and soulmate Harry Cowling coming third with 31 points. In division two Cecil Williams hit good form firing 34 points, with Keith Saunders closing in on 33 and Gerhard Schulze buffeting the course with his 31point haul. Both Harry Riley and Mal Spence recorded two's to share the Bunker Super Sang award whilst another invalid, the Bunker's web guru Len Jones, coughed and spluttered to an all-time low of nineteen points which more than merited his second Bunker Banana Booby.

 

Mam Knows Best

A seasonably busy Siam Country Club found enough space on the first tee for forty Bunker Boys and girls when she hosted their weekly medal play competition on Tuesday, 28th January. The course was very dry and the hard fairways allowed for a lot of "run" whilst the greens were their usual "receptive" best. An oversight had left the seven ladies to play in the men's divisions, thus initiating Murphy's Law which dictated that the best score of the day was recorded in division two by Mam Trayling, who carded a very creditable net 71, one shot ahead of the returning Ian Phillips, deprived of golf by a three month winter in England. In third place came Khun Noonit Tawapee who shot 73. In division one Lancashire's favourite, Wilf Latham, shot an excellent level par 72 to head the group, with Max Bussinger only one shot behind and Mr. Loy taking the third place on the podium with his net 74. The Bunker Super Sawng award was shared by Tom Breslin, Keith Saunders, Steve Nowell and Colin Wilkes, whilst PJ Redmond's lacklustre net 87 just held off the challenge from an absent Chris Davisson for the Bunker Banana Booby. But it was a day for the ladies to remember, especially Mam Trayling, who proved the old adage that "mam certainly knows best".

 

Wilf Savours a Double at Plutaluang

The ever attractive Royal Thai navy course at Plutaluang piped aboard the Bunker Boys for their weekly stableford competition on Friday, 31st January. It was also the occasion of the Chinese New Year and the Year of the Goat began in fine style when Wilf Latham shook it by the beard recording the day's best score over the North and West nines. For the second time in four days he was to top the lists and his 39 points all but eclipsed the chasing pack headed by Irishman Tom Breslin, on 37, and Remy Guy sharing third place with Steve Nowell, both carding 34 points. Division two was a tighter affair altogether with Keith Saunders and Richard Wardell heading the field with 36 points, one ahead of Len Jones who saw victory snatched from his grasp with a wayward pitch on the final hole. Steve Nowell recorded the day's only two on the picturesque par-three Lighthouse hole and was a deserved winner of the Bunker Super Sawng award whilst John Preddy was an early contender for the fruit when he played his second shot on the West number two from the adjacent blue tee box on the North seventh after a vicious ricochet! In the end he had to concede the Bunker Banana Booby to Keith Hector, the previous week's star player, for his abysmal tally of 23 points. Once again it was a pleasure to be out on the Plutaluang course and the peace and serenity found there is a refreshing change from the stifle and bustle of Pattaya.

 

February 2003

 

Irish Eyes Are Smiling

The distant course at Noble Place played host to the Bunker Boys for the second time in a fortnight on Tuesday, 4th February, when they chose it as the venue for their weekly strokeplay event. On a day when many of the regulars were absent a thirty-plus field, were shoehorned into the available transport and all except one made it to the course on time. The day was pleasantly warm and a breeze kept the conditions good for golf. Remy Guy held his good recent form together in division one to head the lists with a commendable net 71, just keeping PJ Redmond, John King and the returning Per Aschan at bay on net 72. Scores in division two were better with Neil Griffin shooting a two-under par 70 to come only third. On 69 was the long hitting German with the Scandic Bar experience, Gerhard Schulze, whilst setting the pace was the Cockney Irishman Pat Murphy whose net 67 was matched only by the twinkle in his eyes at the presentation. Bill Hewitt shot the day's only birdie two to win the Bunker Super Sawng award and Jim Payne celebrated his new handicap in style by winning the Bunker Banana Booby for his miserable net 86.

 

Doubles for Griffin and Guy

For the second time in eight days the Bunker Boys chose Plutaluang as the venue for their weekly stableford competition on Friday, 7th February. The splendour of an immaculately presented course was to be matched by some excellent golf and for two players it was to be their second taste of success in the week. In division two Neil Griffin could well have shaken off his "rabbit" status for good with his fine round of 40 points and this was accomplished under pressure from Mikael Andersson who has just returned from Sweden, having seemingly gone home for lunch! His 39 point haul was good enough to keep the also-rans, John Preddy and Len Jones, at bay, with their level par 36's. These two Sunshine Boys had the honour of playing in the day's star group for the other two players, Wilf Latham and Remy Guy, also took honourable places on the podium. Belgium's popular Bert "Remy" Guy showed us why Belgium is famous for its chips as he played so many fine short shots to within a foot of the hole. His swing has developed a smooth-as-Thai-silk rhythm over the last year and this has seen his handicap plummet six shots within that time. His 37 points proved too much for Ashley Archibald, 36, and sparring partner Wilf Latham on 35. The latter two players also shared the Bunker Super Sawng award for their accuracy in recording birdie two's. It was not a good day for Canada's Frank Baker, however, as a tormented round ended with him getting lost somewhere in the vicinity of Plutaluang with nothing more than the prospect of the Bunker Banana Booby to console him! But the day belonged to Griffin and Guy and well they deserve the honour.

 

Hat-trick for Remy

On Tuesday, 11th February, a fleet of cars delivered the Bunker Boys up the highway to beautiful Bangprakong Riverside for their weekly medal competition. The course is always immaculately turned out and the lush fairways guaranteed perfect lies whilst the fast greens and canny pin placements made for accurate putting. Unbelievably the day was still with the omnipresent breeze only getting up towards the end of the round. It was a day when good scores were inevitable and in division one Bert "Remy" Guy took the honours for the third competition in a row giving him an excellent hat-trick. He caressed and cajoled the ball off the fairways and teased and tickled the ball with unnerving accuracy on the greens. His third sub-par round in succession gave him a score of net 71 and he was followed into the clubhouse by Wilf Latham and Harry Cowling on 72. In division two the scores were incredible with John Preddy and Kevin Sheppard recording 69's to give them only a share of third place. Saranya Chaiyanont's net 66 could only make runner-up as newcomer Beni Walthard, from Switzerland, betrayed his handicap of 35 to post a score of 62! This was either the round of his life or an indication that his alpine handicap had been prepared by the Swiss Navy and an avalanche in the ratings will certainly follow. Remy, Mr. Loy, Ian Phillips and Brian Wilkinson all shared the Bunker Super Sawng award for their birdie two's and Mike Deverall's high score of the day was rewarded with the notorious Bunker Banana Booby.

 

Bunker Boys Play Truant from the Classroom

Because the Classroom Classic "major" event had attracted over 180 competitors many Bunker Boys decided to play truant on Friday, 14th February, and take their antics elsewhere. Sixteen chums travelled to beautiful Natural Park Hills for a stableford tournament on a day punctuated by showers and Asian tourists. It has been more than a year since the group has tasted the challenges of N.P.Hills and the course reminded them that it had not changed. The narrow tree-lined fairways and slick undulating greens posed problems and only those thinking golfers who put "course management" into effect came out with any glory! In division one, appropriately on the day, the Belgian "Valentino", Remy Guy, headed the list for the fourth consecutive round with his score of 32 points. In second place was Kevin Taylor, playing off 10, who shot 29 points. He was closely followed home by Steve Nowell and John King with their 28 points. In division two the occasional "cavalier" golf was punished with low scores and the honours eventually went to Enda Naughton and Pat Murphy who both shot scores of 25 points. David Johnson found himself in third and hid his head with a score of 23 points. Harry Riley and Kevin Taylor shared the Bunker Super Sawng award with their birdie two's and Sam Burke picked up the Bunker Banana Booby for her low score of 16 points. Many thanks to Harry Riley for his impeccable organisation on the day. OK, Natural Park Hills, you win! Perhaps Mr. Loy will put the course on the list more often so the Bunker Boys can soon reacquaint themselves with the subtleties of such a fine golfing experience.

At nearby Sri Racha International Golf Club a smaller group of players took on the challenge of a "skins shootout". Old adversaries Len Jones, John Preddy and Mikael Andersson were joined by Kevin Wilson for the event and a very pleasant day was spoilt only by a heavy downpour after nine holes, but the sanctuary of the clubhouse provided a welcome diversion for an hour. The course is playing very short at present with hard running fairways and these helped John and Len to amass a good first nine, with the former transport manager just holding out with five skins to the web guru's four. On the back nine things remained tight until Swedish Mikael beat Len to a long putt to win a four hole rollover, thereby opening the door for a well deserved Preddy victory.

Essentially both "truanting" groups showed what golf is all about. No hassles, no rush, no pressure to win "at all costs", good comradeship and, above all, a day out with one's friends.

 

Mikael Andersson is the Eastern Star

The sick old lady of the province's golf courses, Eastern Star, put on a brave face for the visiting Bunker Boys on Tuesday, 18th February, when they arrived for their weekly medal event. The club was as welcoming as ever but the once beautiful course has now assumed a very sickly pallor, with its parched fairways and desperately sad greens. In addition the wind was a constant distraction as it blew strongly across the course. All these things, however, made for a challenging day's golf and the star of the day was to be the keen Swedish golfer, Mikael Andersson. Mikael plays five rounds a week and is disappointed when he shoots more than two over par! His powerful striking had made an impact with all the groups with whom he plays and only the previous day the Scandinavian southpaw headed the field with the Haven, firing net 68 at Ban Chang. From the start he took division two by the throat and dominated the day. His net 62 was his best ever round and was more than enough to blow the nearest challengers, Len Jones and David Johnson with net 70, out of sight. In division one the golf was of a more sober nature with Steve Nowell keeping his head down to win with net 75, followed by Bob Lindborg and Terry Phur, who both shot net 76's. There were five candidates for the Bunker Super Sawng award, scoring birdie two's but two had declined the invitation to compete in the challenge, thus leaving the award to be shared by Len Jones, Enda Naughton and John Draper. The other two reluctant candidates, John Preddy and John Hughes were left sharing a banana split for their indecision. All that was left at the end of the day was the memory of a wonderful round of golf and the Bunker Boys returned home wishing Eastern Star a speedy recovery.

 

Old Hands Take Control at Ban Chang

The small and friendly club at Century Ban Chang gave its usual warm welcome to a small and friendly group of Bunker Boys on Friday, 21st February, on the occasion of their weekly stableford event. The course was well turned out and, with the cut at 18, in the first flight one of the Bunkers "senior" golfers, Norman Brooks, led the way with a thoughtful 37 points. Soulmate Bill Hewitt was close enough to worry Norman on 36 whilst a more youthful Steve Nowell ran in third with his 35 points. There were similar scores in division two with the ever-smiling Des Pearson heading the lists on 36 points. Novice Jim Payne featured on the podium for the first time, shooting his best score of 33 points and Neil Griffin ran him close with a score of 32. Not for the first time Bill Hewitt fired the only birdie two of the day to take sole possession of the Bunker Super Sawng award whilst past hero Pat Murphy suffered his worst round for a while and sheepishly accepted the Bunker Banana Booby, promising to be a good boy in the future.

 

The Bunker Monthly Two Day Event, 24-25th February, Green Valley Golf & Country Club

 

Early Birds Get the Prize

The Bunker's popular monthly two-day event was held at Green Valley on 24-25th February and the format this time was a three ball team better ball format, with the two best net scores on each hole counting towards the team total. At the end of day one there was only one stroke separating the top three teams but starting early on day two the teams of Terry Phur, John King and Steve Nowell and Bob Lindborg, Al Rolnik and Gary Austin took advantage of an empty course and little wind to maintain their lead at the top. The later teams had hold-ups and a strong breeze to contend with and fought desperately to hang on to the coat-tails of the leaders, but to no avail. The third place was occupied by the team of Norman Brooks, George Meigh and Bill Hewitt, with the latter golfer firing a rare eagle two on the par-four tenth to give him the richly merited Bunker Super Sawng award.

 

Norman Conquest at Treasure Hill

On Friday, 28th February, Mr. Loy led his troops to far-off Treasure Hill for their weekly stableford competition and they were welcomed by a course sorely in need of water. Occasionally the course gets into this poor condition and a little more thought and planning by the management would not go amiss. Nevertheless the Bunker Boys took the challenge on board and the best score of the day was recorded in division one where the redoubtable Norman Brooks topped the list with a fine and thoughtful 35 points. His nearest challenger was playing partner Bill Hewitt, the Bunker's current player-of-the-week. Bill shot 34 points to stay ahead of third placed Bob Morrison who scored 32 points. In division two Big Ian Phillips ended his current short stay in fine style firing 34 points, one ahead of the chasing pack, which included David Johnson, Neil Griffin, Harald Gruber and Enda Naughton, all scoring 33 points. Big Ian also had the honour of scoring the day's only two thereby winning the Bunker Super Sawng award as well. There was also the usual clutch of candidates for the Bunker Banana Booby but in the end the day's lowest score of 12 points assured John Fontier of the award.

 

March 2003

 

Everything's Fine in the Enda

The weather is warm and the annual Asian invasion has ended. Golf courses are free at last from the stifling masses of tourists. What better time to take advantage of the tranquility and beauty of Siam Country Club! So thought the Bunker Boys on Tuesday, 4th March, when they descended on the course to play their weekly strokeplay event. The dreams of a wonderful golfing day were shattered when they saw the condition of the course with its bone dry, sandy fairways and appallingly pitted and sanded greens. Only three days before the course had been in fine form but the transformation as a result of some over-zealous aeration had left the greens pitted and unbrushed, reminiscent of a lunar landscape. Putting was a lottery and few had bought a ticket! Nevertheless both divisions threw up their heroes and in the top flight Martin Davis shot an excellent net 68 to take the top prize. He was fully five shots ahead of nearest rival Keith Hector, returning from the golfing doldrums, and John Clements took third place with net 76. In division two Enda Naughton belied his handicap to fire a net 68 also. Sharing second place were George Redgeway, who played some clinical golf in his level par 72, Neil Griffin and welcome visitor Paul Taylor. Remy Guy shot the day's only birdie two in an otherwise frustratingly poor round to win the Bunker Super Sawng award and pity Ken Sale, for his net 116 was without equal for the Bunker Banana Booby. One is left to wonder how very popular courses like Green Valley manage to cope with unobtrusive ground maintenance when one sees the mess made at Siam!

 

Good Scores at Bangprakong

On Thursday, 6th March, the Bunker Boys undertook their longest golfing journey to the beautifully presented course at Bangprakong Riverside. On an extremely hot day they laboured on the lush fairways in order to compete for the weekly stableford prize. Their efforts were not in vain for more than a quarter of the field returned scores of par or better. This was not an indication of the difficulty of the course but rather proof of the well maintained fairways where it was very difficult to find a bad lie. In division one the two elder statesmen, Mr. Loy and Norman Brooks, both amassed 37 stableford points, whilst the chasing group included John Clements and Brian Kelly, both firing 36. In division two Des Pearson (39), Dick Worden (38) and Gary Austin (37) set the early pace but were to be eclipsed by the high scoring Paul Taylor who shot a fine 41 points of his 21 handicap. The accuracy of Chris Davisson, Des Pearson and John Randle was later rewarded with a share of the Bunker Super Sawng award for their birdie two's whilst further down the field the hapless pairing of Ken Sale and Bob Pritchard fired scores so low that, added together, they would have been an embarrassment to most golfers! A glance at their cards meant there would be no question of where the Bananas were heading! But memories of the day will be pleasant for all, especially Mr. Loy, whose first nine gross of 40, giving him 23 points, almost matched his best ever nine hole total. Well done everyone!

 

Monthly Two Day team event at Green Valley Golf & Country Club

 

Easy Win for Favourites

Two day golf is always an interesting format and the regular monthly Bunker Boys' thirty six hole tournament took its roadshow to the wonderful Green Valley Golf & Country Club. Despite the thousands of feet pounding the course and greens over the last few months the course was impeccably set up and the stage was set for some fine golf. This time there were eight three-ball teams entered for a simple two score better ball event, with all scores counting on the final two holes each day. This twist in the tail was to prove costly to many of the teams but pre-tournament favourites Roy Mitchell, Wilf Latham and Bert "Remy" Guy avoided the pitfall to head the list at the end of the first day, posting an excellent score of 148, three shots ahead of Harry Riley, Ciano Glavinia and Saranya Chaiyanont, and the team of Bob Lindborg, Lamud Chaidara and Ian Middlemiss. The second day dawned with the leaders not daring to look over their shoulders and their consistent golf and unerring accuracy won the day with a shot less than the first day. The scrap for second place was won by Bob, Lamud and Ian leaving the third placed Harry, Ciano and Saranya rueing their missed opportunities on many of the greens. Next month's extravaganza is planned for the same course on 10-11th April, with the format being the ever popular three-ball scramble.

 

Plain Sailing for Keith Hector at Plutaluang

On Thursday, 13th March, the Bunker Boys charted a course for the beautiful Royal Thai Navy golf course at Plutaluang. This club is rapidly becoming a favourite amongst Pattaya's golfers, all a result of the assured warm welcome and fastidious care of the course. The South and East nines were devoid of other golfers as the Bunker Boys took to the first tee for their weekly stableford competition and the two divisions were cut at 18. In division one Keith Hector fired the best score of the day, recording 37 points, easily holding off the challenge of both Norman Brooks and Duncan Lee, who tallied 35 points. In division two cheerful Des Pearson smiled and "heinekened" his way to victory with a level-par 36 point total, three points ahead of nearest challengers Brian Maddox and Nick Berner. Des also had a share of the Bunker Super Sawng award, along with PJ Redmond, as they both recorded birdie two's, Des on East 5 and PJ on South 4. Kevin Sheppard returned to golf after a time-out in Chiang Mai and his lack of golf assured him of at least a share of the Bunker Banana Booby with Sweden's Robert Knutsson whose golf matched his ability to handle a motor cycle! Both players managed only a meagre 25 points. However, for Keith Hector and Des Pearson, it was smiles all the way home from peaceful Plutaluang.

 

Treasure Seekers Take to the Hills

On Tuesday, 18th March, Mr. Loy suffered a mental relapse in Soi Chaiyapool and led his troops blindly up Highway 331 to the course at Treasure Hill for their weekly medal tournament. There is a masochistic streak in many people - how else can one explain the decision by thirty-one poor demented souls to follow him? But go they did, and in division two Dick Worden took the honours with a creditable net 79, pressed by Sharon Burton on 80 and Andy Anderson on net 81. Dick was so confused by the experience that he forgot to attend the aprés-golf presentation. Or was it embarrassment? Treasure Hills has that affect on a golfer! In division one saner minds prevailed and Keith Hector made it two victories in a row with a fine net 74. This was good enough to withstand the challenge of four-handicapper Michael Dige on 76 and regular visitor Bruce Ogilvie on 78. Appropriately there were no birdie two's recorded but Bill Hewitt's nightmare 14 shots on the frustrating sixteenth hole gave him sole custody of the Bunker Banana Booby, declaring later that "bananas and custody" was his favourite dessert. Back at the Bunker the glazed eyes and blank expressions on many faces betrayed the fact that many had actually enjoyed the day's golf on a course that continues to frustrate all but the better golfers.

 

Wilf Latham Takes Victory at Khao Kheow

On Thursday, 20th March, the Bunker Boys and ladies made a very welcome return to the beautiful course at Khao Kheow after an absence of a couple of months. The course did not disappoint but the speed of the greens took all by surprise. The day was hot and humid as the players teed off on the A and C courses and it soon became clear that those getting to grips with the tricky pin placements would have the advantage. In the ladies division Margaret Wilkinson's 33 stableford points held off the challenge of Natsuda Heitmann with thirty. Division two saw Norman Robinson fire 35 points, easily defeating the chasing group of Des Pearson (31), David Johnson (30) and George Redgewell (30). Division one saw the round of the day when Lancashire's favourite son, Wilf "Blondie" Latham, produced a back nine of such quality that it boosted his first nine haul of a mere 17 points to handicap threatening 40 point total. Such was the power of his play that his gross for the C course was just two over par. Playing partner Bert "Remy" Guy watched in awe as his own challenge petered out and he would only manage 36 points to give him second place. Tying for third were Steve Nowell, Rick Schramm and Keith Hector, all scoring 34 points. The rain, which had threatened, finally arrived to soak the final group on the last green but did little to dampen the enthusiasm of Ciano Glavinia, who took the Bunker Super Sawng award for his birdie two on A5. Regular visitor, and scratch golfer, Keith Smithson matched Tiger Woods' drab round at stormy Muirfield in the Open Championship last summer with his 83 (25 points) and received the Bunker Banana Booby by way of consolation.

 

Mr. Loy Licks the Lakeside

Following glowing reports of a course hitherto unplayed by them the Bunker Boys chose to visit the Royal Lakeside Golf Resort at Bang Na on Tuesday, 25th March, for their weekly medal event. Whilst living up to its glowing brochure description in many respects, it disappointed with its painfully slow greens, which made those at Siam positively turbo-charged by comparison! On the back nine excessive green dressing and spiking also made a farce of the competition. Its wide lush fairways helped accurate golfers but the general blandness of the course and layout left many wondering what the attraction was. One could have mistaken it for the far better Bangprakong or even Eastern Star. Having said that the day was to throw up some excellent golf, none more so than in division one where Roy Mitchell played one of his finest rounds to score net 66 which included nine pars, and very little above. He was two shots ahead of Yasuo Suzuki, net 68, with Remy Guy and Mikael Andersson taking third place with net 70. Division two also saw good rounds and Brian Maddox overcame his disappointing start to fire a fine net 68, with Norm Robinson only one shot back on 69. David Johnson and steady "senior" Frank Sinclair shot 73's to share third place. The ladies competition was won, once again, by Margaret Wilkinson with net 81. Bill Hewitt made it ten birdie two's in his annual stay to share the Bunker Super Sawng award with Remy Guy, whilst Len Jones had the Bunker Banana Booby forced upon him, adding indignity to the woeful form he is currently suffering. Fairness has always been a byword at the Bunker, however, and the players will all give the course the benefit of the doubt and revisit it on perhaps a better day. The brochure is still on the table.

 

Bill Hewitt Takes Green Valley ... again!

The Bunker Boys' love affair with Green Valley continued on Thursday, 27th March, when they visited their favourite course for their weekly stableford competition. As usual the course and other facilities were in impeccable condition and it was with some relief that the players found reliable and pacey greens again after the problems at Royal Lakeside two days before. The day was hot and stayed dry throughout. Also "hot" was the form of Bill Hewitt, perhaps the most consistent of the Bunker Boys at present, and he took the division one title with the day's only sub par round of 37 points. Wilf Latham set off like a train to catch him but a lacklustre back nine restricted him to 36 points and second place. Terry Phur emerged from the doldrums to take third place with 35 points. Division two scores were just as tight with David Johnson and Billy Seaforth sharing top spot with 32 points, one shot ahead of Frank Sinclair, who fired 31. Keith Smithson fired the day's only birdie two to win the Bunker Super Sawng award. Now...what do you say to a man who shoots the best score in his division and declares that he is not in the competition? Answers, please, on a postcard, to John Preddy, c/o the Bunker Bar! His preference for casual rather than competitive golf left him speechless and covered with embarrassment but he did not have to suffer the ignominy of the Bunker Banana Booby prize. as that was reserved for Mike Lloyd whose paltry 15 points drew the curtain on his short stay in Pattaya.

 

April 2003

 

Ogilvie & Jonsson Raid the Riverside

It was another early start for the Bunker Boys, and no joke, on Tuesday 1st April, when they travelled out of the province to faraway Bangprakong Riverside for their weekly medal joust. The day was hot and humid and the course beautifully presented, as usual. Fairways were lush and the greens were impeccably set up and teasingly fast. The two divisions chomped nervously at the bit until the over-zealous starter waited until the very stroke of eleven and called them to action. As the field settled down it became clear that some excellent golf was being played and in division two the "Icelandic Samurai", Kerry Jonsson, showed us all that his time in university in Tokyo has not been wasted, and his thirst for victory was quenched with a fine four-under par net 68. This was just enough to hold off Peter McKay who fired net 69 and Norm Robinson and Duncan Lee who both recorded net 72. Division one scores were even better with Bruce Ogilvie taking the honours with an astonishing net 65, a handful of shots ahead of the chasing group comprising Ciano Glavina, Brian Kelly and Bill Hewitt, all with net 70. The only birdie two of the day was scored by Phil Groves and he gladly took possession of the Bunker Super Sawng award. There were the usual candidates for the "April Fool" celebration but a Guy who shoots seven pars on the back nine then messes his card with a seven on a par three more than deserves the Bunker Banana Booby. That Guy was Remy!

 

Remy Cruises to Victory at Plutaluang

Thursday, 3rd April saw the Bunker Boys sail into the Royal Thai Navy course at Plutaluang for their weekly stableford event and, as always, they were welcomed by a course in immaculate condition. This was the fifth day of major competition on this course in less than a week and the testing North and West nines were to provide the backdrop to the competition. On a very hot and still day both divisions set about their task and in division two the returning "Icelandic Samurai", Kerry Jonsson, took his second consecutive victory, this time firing 33 points. It was to prove too much for Keith Saunders, soon to return to the UK with 31 points in his pocket, and the omnipresent David Johnson who scored 30 points. Division one saw the best scores of the day with Bert "Remy" Guy, completely recovered after his feast of bananas only two days previously, shooting the only par round of the day to net 36 points. Playing partner Wilf "Blondie" Latham stuttered into second place with a hard earned 33 points with the resurgent Terry Phur only a point further back on 32. Bill Hewitt again shot the day's only birdie two to win the Bunker Super Sawng award for his accuracy and putting skills whilst the unfortunate John Preddy, entering the competition this time, took charge of the Bunker Banana Booby after a round of stunning mediocrity, pipping Mr. Loy's shambles right at the death. The week had begun with a topical jest from Mike Franklin but it was Remy who cruised to victory at Plutaluang.

 

No Flies on Ciano!

As a result of a pre-arranged booking for a Thai tournament the Bunker Boys rose from their beds and dragged themselves, blinking and dishevelled, to Siam Country Club on Tuesday, 8th April, for an unearthly ten o' clock start to their weekly medal competition. One player even managed to arrive with all his short irons and putter safe in his room and not in his bag! The fairways were like concrete and the heavy top dressing on the greens added to the misery caused by the myriads of seasonal flies, all conspiring to make the Old Lady of Pattaya Golf less of an attraction than she usually is. However some excellent golf was in store and in division one sixteen handicapper (soon to be "ex"!) Ciano Glavina showed there were no flies on him as he powered his way to a fine net 65, including nine pars, easily repressing the challenge of Steve Nowell (73) and Ashley Archibald (76). In division two visitor Alan McGrory belied his 20 handicap to fire six pars and a birdie in a score of net 66. Leading the chasing group was John Gregory and his net 69 pushed Kerry Jonsson down the list into third place with another sub par round of net 71. Putting was very much a lottery and lottery winners in the Bunker Super Sawng competition were John Gregory, Gerry Hobbs and Alan McGrory. Once again Mr. Loy threw his hat into the ring for the Bunker Banana Booby award but his blushes were saved as David Johnson, currently the Bunker's second most consistent player, became bogged down with the honour and succumbed with a shabby net 85. Madam Siam, please put your make-up on when next we choose to call!

 

What a Scramble at Green Valley!

The Bunker's popular monthly two day event was held at the magnificent Green Valley Golf & Country Club on Thursday and Friday, 10th and 11th April. This time the format was a three-ball scramble and nine teams were entered. At the end of the first day it became clear that a tight finish would be inevitable as the fancied team of Bob Lindborg, Lamud Chaidara and Usa Chaiyosit headed Roy Mitchell, Wilf Latham and Remy Guy and the minnows, John Preddy, Len Jones and Brian Maddox, with only 0.4 of a point separating them. The second day is always tougher than the first with the mental pressure mounting as mistakes are made. Harry Riley, Saranya and Ciano Glavina were making moves up the table and Ciano's celebration after sinking a birdie putt on the ninth was recorded as a sonic boom at nearby Utapao airbase! Also lurking ominously were the previous month's winners, Terry Phur, Mikael Andersson and John King. Their precision golf saw them top the lists at the end of the competition with a two day total of 124.6, twenty under par. Only 0.2 of a shot back were the afore-mentioned Harry, Saranya and Ciano whilst the so called "no-hopers" in the shape of John Preddy, Len Jones and Brian Maddox kept their heads and showed what can be done with absolute concentration and commitment to finish third on 127.6. It was a pleasure to play in this month's competition and already plans are being made for May's extravaganza.

 

McGee Masters Century

On Tuesday, 15th April, the Bunker Boys forsook the delights of continuous dowsings in Pattaya's Songkran week for the relative peace of Century Ban Chang. The day was hot and, in truth, a dowsing of cold water would not have been unwelcome, but the two divisions stuck it out chasing the weekly strokeplay prize. In divison one the scores were so poor that Mr. Loy was heard to echo the words of the coalition Central Command in Iraq - "What a load of Shi-ites!" - when he made the presentation. The leading "Shi-ite" was Terry Phur who had the temerity to accept the award for his winning score of net 76, pausing only to gloat at Mikael Andersson and PJ Redmond for their measly 77's. Division two threw up the day's hero in the form of Duncan McGee. Banishing all thoughts of the burden of his 36 handicap he proceeded to shoot net 68 and win the day from visitors Paul Rose (70) and Brian Burt (72). The Bunker Super Sawng award was shared by Paul Rose, Terry Phur, Mikael Andersson and Don Frances whilst it was rumoured that Peter Cerny only returned to Pattaya because he was missing his regular supply of bananas. His net 95 assured his appetite was satisfied!

 

Red Faces at Treasure Hill

Thursday, 17th April falls right in the middle of Pattaya's annual madness, known as Songkran, when otherwise sane persons indulge in all manner of strange ways, especially where water is concerned. It was fitting that Mr. Loy chose this date to adjourn to the frustrating Treasure Hill course for the Bunker Boys' weekly stableford event. As usual the golfers were met with friendly smiles and bare and sandy fairways and the two groups began the day optimistic that someone would break par. Golfers in division two must have wished they had stayed in town and run the gauntlet for only Saranya Chaiyanont managed to shoot thirty points, one ahead of Duncan McGee, with Dimitri Cerny coming third with 28 points. In division one Mikael Andersson fired 32 points to take third place, three behind Michael Dige who shot 35. The winner was none other than Mr. Loy himself and he had the honour of firing the Bunker's first sub par score at Treasure Hill for many a long day - 37 points - his efforts championing the advance of modern psychiatric medicine! The only birdie two of the day was recorded by visiting junior, Carl Matthews, and he was rewarded with the Bunker Super Sawng award whilst Danny Greer chose the presentation to announce his return to Pattaya and was presented with the Bunker Banana Booby for arriving at the bar twelve hours too late for golf. It was indeed a day for red faces all round, and at the end, with relief, the golfers sought the lesser insanity of Pattaya at Songkran!

 

Harry - ve derci Remy!

On Tuesday, 22nd April, the Bunker Boys made a long overdue return to the Sri Racha International Golf Club, designed by Gary Player with the Bunker in mind - a fine test of golf where accurate shots are well rewarded and judgment of distance is so important. It was the hottest day of the year and as the day wore on there was the portent of a heavy storm. Mr. Loy was quietly confident after his fine performance at Treasure Hill on the previous outing but the day was to belong to his old adversary, Harry Riley. In division two the returning "Fireman" Danny Greer showed he has not lost his touch as he held his nerve to shoot net 74, sharing the runners-up slot with Harry's lass, Saranya. It was Lewiinski's member, Irishman Seamus Brennan, however, who had kissed the Blarney Stone and conjured up a fine net 71 to take the divisional prize. Division one saw a titanic struggle with, first, Gary Matthews, firing 69 and Remy Guy recording the day's lowest gross for his net 68. Remy returns to Belgium this week to practice his putting and his staggering fall in the handicap lists is a lesson to all. But, wait a moment! Had not Harry Riley started with five straight gross pars; had he not scored five more on the back nine? Indeed he had and his excellent round of net 67 was enough to bid the challenge of Remy a fond farewell. Despite this feast of fine golf there were no birdie two's but there was the Bunker Banana Booby to compete for. At Treasure Hill Mr. Loy had recorded 87 as his gross score but today it was to be his net score and for his pains he had to endure the barbed wit of the Bunker Boys as he presented himself with the fruit of the day, as Harry's smile grew wider.

 

Smiler's Finest Hour at Royal Lakeside

As promised a month ago, the Bunker Boys returned to the enigmatic Royal Lakeside club in Bang Na on Thursday, 24th April, for a stableford tournament, to see if what the brochure said was true. They found the course, this time, immaculately turned out with consistent greens and lush fairways. The day was made for excellent golf and scores in the single division were to reflect this later. Police were out on the highway in Chonburi and they managed to halt the "drives" of Saranya Chaiyanont and Andrew Rider. With his adrenalin racing, "Smiler" Andrew Rider, continued to drive to the front on the course, shooting a defiant 44 points off his 19 handicap. "Som nom na, Officer!" Hard on his heels came the quietly consistent Steve Nowell with a fine 42 points whilst the third place was occupied by Doug Campbell with a four-under total of 40 points. Three other golfers were to post sub-par rounds in a good all round performance. Once again, amazingly, no birdie two's were recorded but the shadow of the Bunker Banana Booby loomed large over Mr. Loy for the second time in almost as many days. Nothing could detract from the driving of "Smiler", however, and his expensive altercation with the "boys in brown" on the highway proved you can thrash the course... and walk away with the bananas on the same day!

 

Spendley's Happy Return at Khao Kheow

On Tuesday, 29th April the Bunker Boys took their weekly medal play tournament to the delicious Khao Kheow Country Club, journeying through a very heavy rainstorm which delayed the start of play by almost an hour. This made the course very difficult to master, with wet fairways and slow, heavy greens. The field was split into two divisions as usual with the cut at 16 and under and in division one Michael Dige shot another fine round on a course he loves. His gross 77, converted to net 72, was too good for Magnus Johansson (74) and Jeff McLaury (75). In division two Seamus Brennan made the frame yet again with a fine net 77, a shot behind a resurgent John Preddy (76), but a long way behind the hero of the day, Dave Spendley, who fired a super net 70 on the eve of his birthday. In fact, Dave had sponsored a longest putt prize to celebrate and the returning Jim Payne will be enjoying his winning putt in fine style at Dave's Soi 7 "Love Hearts Bar". Per Ascan scored the first birdie two in the Bunker's last three outings to win the Bunker Super Sawng award whilst the list of candidates for the Bunker Banana Booby included Seamus, who travelled to the course without his clubs, Paul Rose who failed to complete the course and "Fireman" Danny Greer, who showered afterwards, without realising until it was too late, that he still wore his panama! However, Ciano Glavina, never short of a quip, gave Mr. Loy the perfect opportunity to present him with the fruit after a miserable net 87. For Dave Spendley, however, the day was to provide him with many very happy returns.

 

May 2003

 

Terry Purrs with Pride at Plutaluang

What better way to celebrate May Day than taking a trip to the superb Royal Thai Navy course at Plutaluang! This was the choice of the Bunker Boys for their weekly stableford challenge on Thursday, 1st May, and when they arrived there was little room in the car parks and even less room on the course, but the starter did his job well and all twenty combatants were safely away on the South and East nines, almost on time. It was to be a day of resurgence for two of the Bunker's regulars and also a day of sadness. It was to be their last round for a few months as Bill Hewitt, Steve Nowell, Wilf Latham and Remy Guy all returned to Europe afterwards. In division two "forgotten man", Norman Brooks, without a win for so long, finally made his mark again with an assured round of 37 points, four ahead of visitor Roger Griffin (33) and Len Jones (31). Division one saw three of the reluctant leavers scrapping it out for the minor places with Remy Guy scoring 34 points, just being headed by Wilf Latham and Steve Nowell with 36. At the top of the table, for the first time an outright winner, was Terry Phur and his score of 38 points was the best of the day. Mr. Loy and Wilf Latham took a share of the Bunker Super Sawng award for their birdie two's and Bill Hewitt bade farewell with a special duty free bag of Bunker Bananas as his farewell round of 26 points bore little other fruit. The good news is that all will be back later in the year to tackle the superb challenge at Plutaluang again.

 

One Handicapper Don Pars the Course

May 6th had the Bunker Boys & Girls travel to far off Noble Place for their weekly medal tournament on the B & C courses. With several regulars returning to their native lands for the summer a smaller than usual field had 2 divisions, with John King winning division two with a net 69, followed by Norman Brooks on Net 73. The course was in excellent condition and this was reflected in the division one scores with Bob Morrison shooting a net 71, tying with holidaymaker Don Lomas who shot a gross 72 playing off a handicap of 1. The other players in Don's group all remarked that it was a delightful experience to see how golf can be played. There was no 2 two's scored and the Bunker Bananas were awarded to 6 handicapper Magnus Johansson for his 90+ gross round

 

Seamus Does it Again

May 9th saw the Bunker Boys & Girls travel to the peaceful and quiet Chonburi Century Course. The price and condition of this golf course must be one of the best value for money golf courses that is visited by the IPGC. A small field with one division had Norman Brooks & Per Aschen sharing 2nd place with 35 points with Seamus Brennan coming out on top with 39 points. Richard Wardell scooped the 2s award with a birdie on the #7 par 3. The Bunker Bananas were awarded to Bob Morrison in his absence after he fled the scene when he realised he was the main contender.

 

Ex-caddy Saranya is Master at Green Valley

The Bunker Boys' latest monthly two day golf tournament was held at Green Valley Golf & Country Club on 12th-13th May. The course, as always, was immaculately presented and the weather was oppressive on the first day and overcast for the second round. In all there were twenty competitors and, as the soccer season in England has ended, the Bunker once again welcomed the ex-England footballer, Steve Coppell and his party to the competition. Day one saw the long hitting of Magnus Johansson propel himself to the top of the leader board with net 72 with George Meigh, Peter Bevis and Roy Mitchell following closely behind on 74. There were also two birdie two's and Mr. Loy and PJ Redmond shared the Super Sawng award. Only five shots separated the first twelve competitors and the second day dawned with false hopes in many a breast. Local knowledge is a great advantage and ex-caddy Saranya Chaiyanont drew on all her experience to outshine partner Harry Riley with an excellent round of net 72. This was enough to frustrate overnight leader Magnus and at the end of the thirty six holes she stood proudly at the top of the board with her two round total of 147. In second place came Per Aschan on 149 and a fine round by Richard Wardell on day two saw him rocket into third place overall with 150. Richard and Len Jones, playing together, shared the Bunker Super Sawng award for their birdie two's on the tricky second hole. No Bunker Banana Booby was awarded but, had it been, there would have been a wide choice of candidates for some of the first day players chose to call it a day after toiling in the Green Valley heat.

 

Bob's the Job at Ban Chang

On Friday, 16th May, the Bunker Boy's chose Century Ban Chang as the venue for their weekly stableford competition. A seasonable small field turned out on an overcast day which made conditions ideal for golf, and the course was empty and well prepared, with the exception of a few dressed greens. The cut was at sixteen and under and in division two the old warhorse Norman Brooks set the standard with his 38 points, followed by Len Jones, hitting form at last on a course he dislikes, with level par 36 points. In division one Bob van Moll drew gasps and applause from his playing partners with an astounding display of golf which saw him shoot gross 72 off his handicap of five. The power of his drives, the accuracy of his approach play and his calculated putting produced a round of the highest quality, rarely witnessed at the Bunker since the days of the first IPGC Champion Darren Robson. Bob's awesome 42 points blew away the challenge of second placed Steve Nowell who may have entertained high hopes with his score of 38 points. At the other end of the scale Saranya Chaiyanont, winner at Green Valley only three days previously, suffered a sad dip in form which gave her a second award in the week, the Bunker Banana Booby, for her meagre twenty points. But, for most players, the abiding memory will be of a day which saw Bob van Moll post one of those scores most others can only dream about.

 

Harry Riley Wins Tight Battle at Khao Kheow

On Tuesday, 20th May, the Bunker Boys gathered under an overcast sky at the beautiful Khao Kheow Country Club for their weekly medal event. The group of twenty golfers were divided into two divisions, as usual and the "A" and "C" nines were the challenge. The starting nine saw both low handicappers, Mike Allidi and Bob van Mol, lose all their allotted shots and for everyone it was a difficult beginning. The second nine gave some relief however and in division one Harry Riley played some fine golf for seven holes to finish on net 72, level par for the day. He was one shot ahead of Mike Allidi with Bob van Mol holding on to third place with his net 75. In division two Jocce Hansson's annual holiday was highlighted by his victory with net 78, followed by Jim Payne's net 79 and Saranya Chaiyanont's net 80. For the second round running there were no birdie two's recorded but PJ Redmond's fine boast that he had never received the Bunker Banana Booby was severely put to the test when he failed to return his card. All things come to those who wait!

 

Riley, van Mol and Allidi...again!

On Friday, 22nd May, the Bunker Boys made a return to the deliciously testing Natural Park Hill golf club after an absence of two years and found it in excellent condition once again. The Gary Player designed course is noted for its many trees and huge rolling greens and the bywords for a good round are "accuracy" and "confidence". In division one Harry Riley, Bob van Mol and Mike Allidi showed that they possess those qualities in abundance and they all returned under-par scores of 38 points to share the divisional award. In division two Len Jones drew the curtain on his golfing week with a satisfactory 31 points, to win a tight contest from Gerhard Schulze (30) and Saranya Chaiyanont (28), playing the course for the first time. Bob van Mol and Mike Allidi both birdied the par-three fifth hole to share the Bunker Super Sawng award whilst John Preddy received the Bunker Banana Booby for his low score, declaring that his preference was for the beauty of the "sister" course at the Resort. For the others however it was a reunion that was well appreciated.

 

Bill Macey Tames Treasure Hill

On Tuesday, 27th May, the Bunker Boys took the well trodden journey up Route 331 to the enigmatic course at Treasure Hill. When they arrived they found the course in excellent condition which prompted many to declare the fairways to be in the best condition they had seen. In this state this makes the course a much fairer test of golf even though accuracy is still paramount. In division two both Len Jones and Norman Brooks managed to keep their rounds together to tie at the top of the leaderboard with very creditable scores of 34 points. This was five points clear of John Preddy and Mike Parsons, both sharing the runners-up place. In division one the only sub par round of the day was recorded by Bill Macey. Bill is a twelve handicapper who usually manages to keep the ball on the fairway and this consistency rewarded him with a fine 38 points, a country mile ahead of nearest rivals Harry Riley and Terry Phur on 31 points each. Bill also had the honour of recording the day's only birdie two and he was subsequently presented with the Bunker Super Sawng award. In golf nothing is ever certain but the return of "Dutch Dandy" Sunny Ruthsip lent an air of inevitability to the Bunker Banana Booby award and this he shared with Neil Griffin, both posting the lowest scores of the day.

 

King For a Day at Natural Park Resort

There are only a few golf courses that always draw gasps of appreciation from players and one of these has always been Natural Park Resort. Excellent management and programmed maintenance continue to produce a course of the highest quality, with colourful backdrops and lush fairways. On Friday, 28th May, the Bunker Boys reacquainted themselves with the course when they visited for their weekly stableford competition. They were presented with excellent facilities and fast greens (Stimpmeter #9). In division two the Bunker's quickest golfer, John Preddy (Stimpmeter #10), showed a welcome return to form with a fine display recording 38 points, two ahead of nearest rival Gerhardt Schulze, with "Sunny" Ruthsip scrambling to 31 points in third place. Division one was all class, with the Bunker's fastest talker, Harry Riley (Stimpmeter #12) holing an amazing 190 yard second shot, over water, on the par four A4 hole. His round of 40 points gave him a share of second place with partner Saranya, playing the course for the first time. But well out in front was the thoughtful John King who shot a stunning score of 43 points off his sixteen handicap, without doubt the round of the day. Harry Riley's eagle effort secured for him the Bunker Super Sawng award and new boy David Levi celebrated his rookie status with the Bunker Banana Booby for his low score of the day. Back at the Bunker afterwards the abiding memories were of quality golf on a quality golf course.

 

June 2003

 

Binni Shoots net 61 at Siam!

On Tuesday, 3rd June, the Bunker Boys travelled to nearby Siam Country Club for their weekly medal competition. They arrived to find changes in the buggy rules and, more importantly, very lush and uncut greens, which made them slower than usual - not an exciting thought! The day was to be memorable for the number of good scores under the circumstances. Division one produced good golf with a tie at the top between Terry Phur and Norman Brooks both firing net 69, and Hakan Widestedt holding down third place with his net 71. Division two saw the senior member of the Icelandic Josteinsson contingent, Kristjan, shoot a creditable net 70, one shot behind a resurgent John Preddy who fired a pulsating net 69. The hero of the day, however, was Kristjan's brother, Binni, who shook off three months of inactivity on the golf course to produce a round when everything went right. His drives were true, his putts direct and even his approach play carried the luck he needed, as when he rebounded off a tree to within a foot of the hole on number three! His incredible net 61 was one of the Bunker's remarkable rounds and his professional looking score of gross 40 for the back nine, off his handicap of 31, was inexplicable. Needless to say he also picked up a share of the Bunker Super Sawng award, birdying the par-three twelfth, as did Mark Strawbridge, Hakan Widestedt and Mike Allidi. The Bunker Banana Booby was presented to Mr Loy's Australian friend, John Stewart, whose "fun round" of 128 was punctuated with comments such as "I played better than the score suggests"! But Binni Josteinsson certainly will remember the day, if only to wave goodbye to his handicap of 31.

 

Schulze Shoots 40 at Plutaluang

On Thursday, 5th June, the Bunker Boys sought the solace and perfection of golf at Plutaluang for their weekly stableford competition. Sadly they found neither with extensive and noisy course maintenance taking place on the North and West nines. The West nine in particular was particularly disappointing with rock hard, bare fairways, mechanical diggers and slow, uncut and sanded greens. Sticking to their task manfully, in division one Terry Phur was one of the few to finish the round with any credibility, shooting 35 points, two ahead of Harry Riley, with Neil Hughes and Hakan Widestedt sharing third place on 31 points. Division two saw the long hitting of Gerhardt Schulze work the oracle with a fine 40 point haul. A long way behind came the equally long Kevin Sheppard with 34 points and in third place the gentle Icelandic giant, Brynjolfur "Binni" Josteinsson, with 31 points. Unsurprisingly there were no birdie twos recorded but Sander "Sunny" Ruthsip's abysmal total of 19 points bore fruit in the shape of the Bunker Banana Booby, and not for the first time! Maybe, just maybe, the next time the Royal Navy course at Plutaluang pipes aboard the Bunker Boys the course will be better presented.

 

OK Treasure Hill, You Win!

On Tuesday, 10th June, sixteen hardy souls left the Bunker for the superb golfing challenge at Treasure Hill, surely one of the toughest courses on the Bunker Boys' circuit. Notable amongst the absentees was Mr. Loy, rejecting his favourite course in favour of a visa run. The day was hot and the course was dry. Conditions proved to be such that no-one came anywhere near par in the stableford event. The single division saw Hĺkan Widestedt take top place with a meagre 29 points, one point ahead of PJ Redmond, on 28, and another consistent round by John Preddy, on 26 points. No birdie two's were recorded and there were not enough bananas to go around, back at the Bunker. Treasure Hill does that to one, on occasions!

 

Success for Saranya at Natural Park Hill

On Thursday, 12th June a smaller than usual group of Bunker Boys travelled to the deliciously testing course at Natural Park Hill for their weekly stableford competition. As usual, the course was immaculately presented and the consistently fresh breeze added to the complexities of the challenge. From the start good scores were difficult to maintain but Saranya Chaiyanont, playing there for only the second time, showed the lessons she had learnt previously, keeping the ball on the fairway and away from the many trees. Her score of 37 points was enough to secure victory on a day when the men struggled. In second place, on 36 points, was the accurate PJ Redmond, finding his form at last, whilst a trio of players, Mike Allidi, George Redgewell and Terry Phur all shot 33 points to share third place. Harry Riley managed the day's only birdie two to win the Bunker Super Sawng award outright whilst everyone sighed with relief when it was known that Mr. Loy's return from a visa run was delayed and the Bunker Banana Booby was held up somewhere on the train from Penang!

 

Kevin Wilson Stays the Pace at Green Valley

On Monday and Tuesday, 16 - 17th June, a small field of Bunker Boys went to their favourite course at Green Valley for their monthly two-day event, this time an individual stableford competition. They were met with a course in excellent condition but radically changed. Gone is the "old" par-five fourth, noted for its frightening second and third shot, to be replaced by an insignificant and short par-four; gone is one of the most difficult par fours in the province, the fourteenth with its length and out-of-bounds on the right, to be replaced by a short and easily reachable par five, even for the higher handicappers. These two holes have significantly changed the character of the course and with their old SSS rating still being used it makes a farce of playing under a stableford format. However, Kevin Wilson was unfazed by it all and held out over the two days to post a combined score of 73 points with Harry Riley and John Preddy tying for second place on 63. Daily winners were: Day One - Kevin Wilson (40) and Day Two - Len Jones (34). No birdie twos were recorded and the Bunker Super Sawng award was kept in abeyance for the next time. Mick Ramshaw suffered the indignity of the Bunker Banana Booby for his low total but smiled his way through the two days. It remains to be seen whether the major changes will have a detrimental effect on the nature of the course or improve it, as was the case at Plutaluang a year ago. But why fix it if it ain't broke?

 

Len Jones, Come On Down!

The Bunker Boys returned to the beautiful Natural Park Resort club for their weekly stableford competition on Thursday, 19th June, and found the A & B courses perfectly turned out, as usual. A windy day saw the players struggle to come to terms with the conditions but in division two Len Jones found the form he has been seeking for two years and shot a magical 43 points. Confidence was soaring as his abysmal short game disappeared and his total was only what his accuracy, course management and guile deserved. Pushing him close was Mick Spears with an excellent 39 points whilst the man in form at the Bunker at present, Kevin Wilson, produced another solid round of 37 points to come third. In division one the scores were surprisingly lower as Roy Mitchell returned to the game with a steady 32 points, just heading Harry Riley (31) and PJ Redmond (30). The only birdie two of the day was recorded by Mick Spears and he celebrated the Bunker Super Sawng award with a ceremonial "ringing of the bell" at the Bunker afterwards. Not so the fate of wee Jon Wood, however, as he left his bag of accessories at the Bunker and had to hire shoes and socks and invest in a couple of expensive golf shirts at the club. The Bunker Banana Booby came at no extra cost however! Meanwhile Len Jones is still on cloud nine until he sees his what punishment the handicap secretary will mete out to him!

 

David Johnson is the Best of the Few

On Tuesday, 24th June, a very small group of Bunker Boys returned to the generally beautifully prepared course at Bangpakong on the banks of the river that bears the same name. Sadly not so this time as the course had obviously "peaked" for a Thai competition four days previously and seemed a little jaded as a result. The greens were worn and "hairy" and the usually lush fairways were in need of some tender loving care. The day was clear enough after the recent downpours and the conditions suited David Johnson and his newly discovered driver, very well. He hardly put a foot wrong in his round of net 70 and this kept Hakan Widestedt (72) and a consistent Kevin Wilson (73) at bay. David also had the honour of firing the day's only birdie two, but his usual reluctance to participate in the Bunker Super Sawng competition denied him the pleasure of the spoils.

 

Two Tied at Khao Kheow

The Bunker Boys made a welcome return to the neatly turned-out course at Khao Kheow on Thursday, 26th June, for their weekly stableford competition. The day was clear with a fresh breeze evident all day. This was to have an effect on the scores and no-one managed to play a par or better round. The single division saw a tie at the top between Gerhard Schulze and new member Hĺkan Widestedt, both firing credible totals of 34 points. John Hughes returned from his cosy North Oxfordshire club to post a score of 31 points to secure third place in his first round at the Bunker for many a month. For the third successive competition no birdie two's were achieved but Paul Quodomine's prediction that he would bring home some fruit was uncannily accurate and his sixteen points guaranteed him the Bunker Banana Booby and a place in the Bunker's press report.

 

July 2003

 

Treasure Hill Continues to Torment

An overcast sky and a sharp seasonal shower welcomed the Bunker Boys when they returned to the tough and testing Treasure Hill Golf Club on Tuesday, 8th July, for their weekly stableford competition. The two divisions were cut at handicap 18 and under. The course was in excellent condition and in division one the laurels went to Des Richardson, playing off ten, who shot a score of 34 points. Second was five handicapper Steve Bugden, with 29 points, sharing the minor honours with John Hughes. Division two saw a tighter race with Mark Joshua firing 32 points, two behind Sander "Sunny" Ruthsip, on 34, and Gerhard Schultz with the day's best score of 35. Once again the course had won with no-one beating par. There was one birdie two and the award for the Bunker Super Sawng competition went to Steve Nowell. Neil Griffin shot the day's lowest total and took his Banana Booby prize home to enjoy at his leisure.

 

Kevin Wilson Out On His Own at Natural Park Hill

On Thursday, 10th July, a large group of Bunker Boys were attracted by the charms of Natural Park Hill, trees and all, for another stableford competition. A very hot day saw thirty-seven golfers tee off in two divisions with the cut at eighteen. In division one, visitor Steve Bugden, playing off five, showed his form at Treasure Hill earlier in the week was no fluke as he recorded a score of 34 points to win the top prize, with PJ Redmond and Dave Smith firing 32 points to share the second place. In division two Gerhardt Schulze and Jim Payne persevered to score 31 points each whilst way out on his own was Kevin Wilson, who blows either hot or cold, steaming in on a sub-par 38 points. There were four birdie two's with Neil Griffin coaxing in a thirty foot putt and Wilf Latham teasing in a chip from off the green. Doing it the "right way", and twice, was Mark Campbell and all three players shared the Bunker Super Sawng award. Des Richardson, playing off ten, had a round of such stunning mediocrity that the Bunker Banana Booby found an appropriate recipient yet again. The "Top Banana" only two days previously, had scooped the pool, unrivalled!

 

Revenge is Sweet for John Hughes

 

On Monday and Tuesday, 21st - 22nd July, thirty hardy Bunker Boys took on a two-day eclectic challenge at Green Valley Golf & Country Club. It was the Bunker's first experience of such a format and it was a useful warmup for the tournament there next month to celebrate the birthday of one of the Bunker Boys, Harry Riley. On both days there was a fresh wind and this helped to concentrate the minds of the golfers over the two days. On the first day the leaderboard saw John Preddy at the top with a very creditable net 71, with a clutch of players within striking distance, all capable of eclecting a good total on day two. Minds changed as either "percentage" shots were attempted or devil-may-care efforts were used to improve day one scores. For one player in particular the day was memorable. Sander "Sunny" Ruthsip used his very unauthodox action to good effect to post a second day score of net 63, beating every score on his first round! This monumental effort saw him as the clubhouse leader until the final group came in. In the inaugural Emergency A-Go Go Classic last year John Hughes blew it on the last two holes to throw away a certain victory and his memories of Green Valley have haunted him since. No such horrors this time however as his smooth southpaw rhythm was well used to tease shots off his first round and he entered the clubhouse with an eclectic score of net 62. Joining Sunny as runners-up on net 63 were Steve Nowell, David Johnson and Norm Robinson. On day one the Bunker Super Sawng award was shared by Kevin Wilson, John Emmerson, Steve Nowell and Wilf Latham, the latter also picking up a share on day two, this time with John King. Harry Riley's nine off the tee guaranteed him the bananas on day one whilst Roy Mitchell's four putts from within two feet assured him of the Bunker Banana Booby on the final day. Everyone enjoyed the event and the format is certainly one which makes a golfer think more about his approach to shot making. Roll on next month!

 

New Faces at the Top

 

On Thursday, 24th July the Bunker Boys braved the seasonal showers and travelled to distant Noble Place Golf Resort for their weekly stableford competition. In division one Unto Kilvonen shot 32 points, one behind Ciano Glavina on 33 and a further shot back from David Smith, the ultimate winner with 34 points. Division two saw higher scores with Neil Griffin and Bill Chadwick sharing third place on 37 points, Hardy Holtz taking second with 39 and Gene Scalf belying his 18 handicap to post a remarkable 44 points. The handicapper will get his revenge no doubt! The Bunker Super Sawng Award was shared by Ciano Glavina and Saranya Chaiyanont for their birdie two's whilst "Skinny" Blair Newton once again took the feared Bunker Banana Booby for his low score of the day.

 

...and Ciano Makes Four!

On Tuesday, 29th July, the Bunker Boys reacquainted themselves with Century Ban Chang after seemingly months of absence. They set out in two divisions to challenge for the weekly medal competition, with the cut set at sixteen and under. In division two Mark Joshua and Saranya Chaiyanont managed to tie on net 73 for the minor placings whilst Jim Payne went two better to snatch the runner-up place. In front, showing a clean pair of heels, was George Redgewell whose fine net 70 was the best round of the day. Division one saw a tighter struggle with the honours shared by the 72's of David Smith, John Hughes, Hĺkan Widestedt and Ciano Glavina, whose modesty allowed him only the briefest of smirks in the direction of Mr. Loy at the prize giving! Saranya had the honour of winning the Bunker Super Sawng award for her prodigious effort on the par three fifth whilst John Hughes claimed once again that he was the victim of his own success when a monstrous drive on the fourteenth got snarled up behind the lone tree in the middle of the fairway. He found little sympathy, and a large bunch of fruit was his only reward!

 

Tough Going at Plutaluang

On Thursday, 31st July, the Royal Thai Navy course at Plutaluang threw out the welcome mat for the Bunker Boys for their weekly stableford competition. The South and East course were dedicated for the event and sadly the heavy rains of late had left the greens very heavy and slow. The inconsistent fairway grasses were also more of a problem than usual and, at times, it seemed that even the sparkle in the eyes of the figurines marking the tees had all but disappeared. It all made for a tight tournament however and in division two one shot covered the first three places with Neil Griffin firing 36 points, one behind the joint winners Duncan McGee and Gerhardt Schultze, on 37 points. Division one saw the Scandinavian pair, Magnus Johansson and Hĺkan Widestedt share second place on 35 points whilst the unassuming Ciano Glavina made it a second victory in the week by birdieing the final hole to sneak the lead on 37 points. Even Mr. Loy was fulsome in his praise of the Italian-Aussie at the presentation. Maybe his share of the Bunker Super Sawng award, with Bill Chadwick, had softened their friendly rivalry. The hapless but always smiling Unto Kilvonen enjoyed his first taste of the Bunker Banana Booby after firing a dismal 24 points.

 

August 2003

 

PJ Plays a "Blinder"

Another large group of Bunker Boys took to the road on Tuesday, 5th August, to take on the testing, Gary Player designed course at Sri Racha. The course is beautifully set out and, with the injection of some cash, could be one of the showpieces of Eastern Seaboard golf. Sadly the course is a little jaded at present with hard fairways and inconsistent uncut greens, but the potential is certainly there and on weekdays the cost of golf there is ridulously low! Surprisingly, given the difficulties of the greens, all except four players scored within six shots of par, with half of the field firing par or better. In division two there was a three way share of the honours with Mark Joshua, Norm Robinson and Kevin Wilson all recording scores of net 70. In division one Magnus Johansson shot a marvellous gross 75, recording a net 69, only to see his efforts thwarted by those of form man, Ciano Glavina, on 68, and the spectacular form of the thoughtful Irishman PJ Redmond, who played a "blinder" in returning a card of net 66. The only birdie two of the day was recorded by Richard Feltham who duly took the Bunker Super Sawng award, but the rest of his game only brought him the Bunker Banana Booby as he dragged his heels in with a high scoring net 83! It ended up as a wonderful day's golf and for economy and comfort Sri Racha is certainly worth pencilling in on your schedule.

 

Happy Birthday Mr. Loy

On Thursday, 7th August, Mr. Loy gave himself the ideal birthday present by taking the Bunker Boys to the challenging course at Treasure Hill for their weekly stableford event. The course was in as excellent a condition as anyone could remember and the day was fine. The standard of the golf was on a par with other visits to the course and only one player managed to shoot par or better. Amazingly, the course always seems to have the last word. Norm Robinson and Steve Nowell, playing in the first group, set the standard with their 32 point returns but the ever so consistent Swede, Hĺkan Widestedt, again showed he is the man to beat with his 37 point haul. He also proceeded to spoil Mr. Loy's party by firing nearest to the pin on the long par three second hole, which was kindly sponsored by Dale Shier. There were no birdie two's this time but the Bunker Banana Booby was certainly in evidence and many breathed embarrased sighs of relief as jovial Unto Kilvonen accepted them for his low score of 20 points. The party continued at the Bunker with Mr. Loy entertaining the players with a buffet but the talk was about one subject - "How can we avoid Treasure Hill next time"!

 

Party Time For Harry Riley

Once in a while all the planning comes good and everything happens as it should, making the day enjoyable and memorable, and such was the case on Monday - Tuesday, 11th and 12th August. All the planning by Harry Riley, Len Jones, Dale Shier and Roy Mitchell, in advance of Harry's birthday tournament at Green Valley, bore fruit in the shape of the forty three happy competitors who tackled the two day eclectic event. The weather stayed fine and the course was beautifully prepared, as usual, with lush fairways and lightning fast greens. The first day saw no surprises as the lower handicapped golfers produced excellent scores, with Ciano Glavina leading the men's field with an excellent net 69. In the Ladies' division it was Saranya Chaiyanont who held sway on net 67. In an eclectic event the tension is always highest on the second day as the golfers strive to beat their day one scores and on Tuesday none did better than Binni Josteinsson, a 27 handicapper, who took sixteen shots off his first day total to record net 63. Harry Riley had also posted the same score. This put them in control of the field for most of the day, and when Bob van Mol and Ciano both posted net 64 the result seemed a foregone conclusion. However, lurking on the fairway, was Hĺkan Widestedt, the very steady Scandinavian golfer, who stole into the clubhouse and modestly presented his card with net 62. He had spoilt Harry's party by one shot! In the Ladies' division Saranya had also been caught by Paeng van Mol, both recording net 60, and in third place was Amphiw Rimngam on 62. Main Technical prize winners were as follows:

Nearest-the-pin: Day One: John King, Amphiw Rimngam, Nora Haugsjordet and Derek Reaper and Day Two: Saranya Chaiyanont, Harry Riley (2) and Nora Haugsjordet.

Longest Drive (Mon): Klaus Schackt (Div 1), Duncan Lee (Div 2) and Nora Haugsjordet. Tuesday: Victor Paeng (Div 1), Alan Jones (Div 2) and Saranya Chaiyanont

Other technical winners were Noonit Tawapee and Steve Nowell. Prizes were very generously sponsored by Harry and Dale Shier. As the evening drew to a close everybody spoke with one voice when they expressed their delight at the tournament and wished the guest of honour the happiest of birthdays.

 

A Wopping Win at Ban Chang

On Thursday, 14th August, the Bunker Boys adjourned to Century Ban Chang for their weekly stableford event. The course held no surprises and was well presented as the field of twenty three players set out. The cut was at 18 and under and in division two Gerhardt Schultze's long hitting helped him to shoot 36 points, three behind the joint winners, Duncan McGee and Paul Rose. In division one Jeff Johnson, on leave from Korea, fired 36 points, three behind Steve Nowell whose return to form garnered him 39 points. The eventual winner, on forty points, was a shy, unnamed golfer of Italian stock, formerly living in Australia, who has requested anonymity! The Bunker Super Sawng award was shared by Jeff Johnson and Gerhardt Schultze whilst John Preddy, returning after being laid low by a heavy cold, embarrassed himself with the day’s lowest score to take home the Bunker Banana Booby.

 

Steve Nowell Steals the Show at Khao Kheow

On Tuesday, 19th August, the Bunker Boys went to Khao Kheow Country Club to challenge for their weekly medal tournament, on a day which was overcast and saw more than a fresh breeze blowing all day. Luckily the yellow tees were well forward, making the course play quite short and many of the required long drives were thus less of a problem. The greens were exceedingly slow however, slower even than those at Siam, and they caught many of the golfers out. Generally the course was looking jaded with dry and bare lies on many of the fairways and the uncut furry greens. How unlike Khao Kheow! With the cut as low as fifteen the two divisions set out and in division two the ever consistent Hĺkan Widestedt of Sweden fired net 71 to take the spoils, from a rapidly improving Mark Joshua, on net 72 and a resurgent, if plodding, John Preddy on net 73. Division one saw the better rounds and Goran Peterson, John King and Bob van Mol posted net 73's, the latter's gross being 79. Colin Wilkes came in from the cold with an excellent net 71 but it was left to Steve Nowell to steal the limelight with an exquisite net 66. His first nine of gross 38 hid the fact that the greens were notorious and his putting was impeccable. The Bunker Super Sawng award was shared by Bill Chadwick and Mark Joshua for their birdie two's and Colin Wilkes should have had a share also but by not entering the fray he cut himself off from the winnings for the sixth time in two months! His consolation was the Bunker Banana Booby of course!

 

Rookie Ramshaw Savours First Win

On Thursday, 21st August, a smaller than usual group travelled to Siam C. C. for the Bunker's weekly stableford outing. Maybe the others were psyching themselves up for the Thai-Ger Line anniversary event the next day or maybe they had heard that Siam had very heavily sanded greens on fifteen of the holes, thus making the better golfers frustrated. After all, the greens are where they play fifty per cent of their shots! In the single division Bill Chadwick and George Redgewell played to par with their 36 point totals but Mick Ramshaw, still a Bunker rookie, took his first win with a fine 39 points. Paul Rose fired the day's only birdie two to take the Bunker Super Sawng award and it gave Mr. Loy immense pleasure to present the Bunker Banana Booby to Ciano Glavina for his low score round.

 

Steve Says Farewell With a Flourish

On Tuesday, 26th August, the Bunker Boys chose the Royal Thai Navy course at Plutaluang as the venue for their weekly medal competition, in the hope that the course would be in its usual good condition. They found the North and West nines better than other local courses at this time of year with greens slicker than those at Khao Kheow the week before. The two divisions were cut at eighteen and under and in division two Len Jones found his form again, on a course he enjoys, to make a firm challenge, posting net 74. He was matched by Paul Rose to share runners-up place, with Duncan McGee firing an excellent net 72 to take the top prize. In division one PJ Redmond (net 71) headed Gene Scalf (72) to take second place but way ahead, waving goodbye to Thailand two days later, was Steve Nowell. His gross 77 epitomised the form he has been in recently and his net 65 cocked a snook at the high S.S.S. for the North and West nines. His return in November will surely see his handicap in single figures. Gerhardt Schulze and PJ Redmond shared the Bunker Super Sawng award, with PJ recording a brace of birdie two's in his round. They should have been joined by John Preddy but his birdie on the Lighthouse hole was in vain as he had not entered the fray. Thus his consolation was the Bunker Banana Booby.

 

The Lady Loves Bangpakong

The Bunker Boys returned to the exquisitely prepared course at Bangpakong Riverside on Thursday, 28th August, for their weekly stableford competition. After seemingly weeks of golf on poorly maintained fairways and greens the visit was to be the highlight of the month because the course has the capacity for producing at least one stunning round every visit. It was not to disappoint this time either, with the only upset being an over zealous starter who, once again, held the group up before releasing them on "his" course and then allowed two Thai groups who had missed their tee-off spot to interlope and hold up half the Bunker field for the back nine. This did not deter Yasuo Suzuki (35) and Harry Riley (37) from their job of chasing Takeshi Hakozaki, who won the division one title with 38 points. All three had managed to begin their back nine before the starter had intervened! Division two saw the round of the day as runners-up Jim Payne (35) and John Preddy (38) saw their efforts come to nothing with Saranya Chaiyanont posting an astounding 42 points to dominate the day. The tricky wind denied opportunities for birdie two's but Len Jones' brief flirtation with form ended as his low score challenged that of new boy Peter Brown for the Bunker Banana Booby. And he even managed to lose that as well!

 

September 2003

 

Favourites Lead from the Front

The Bunker Boys chose their favourite course at Green Valley as the venue for their monthly 36 hole event on 1st and 2nd September. This month the format was a two-player team, better stableford score format and the eight pairs found the course in superb condition, apart from the earthmoving changes which are currently making a mockery of the handicap indexes for some holes. The first day saw pre-tournament favourites Harry Riley and Ciano Glavina head the field by three points from Goran Peterson and Magnus Johansson and the surprise package of Duncan McGee and Paul Rose. Prior to the event it was estimated that a team scoring a combined two day total of 90 points would be the winners and the forecast was surpassed by Harry and Ciano on the second day when they posted a frightening total of 92 points.Duncan McGee and Paul Rose again surprised the field with their second day total of 46 points which helped elevate them into second place overall on 88. Magnus and Goran repeated their first day posting of 42 points to take third with a creditable total of 84. Ciano Glavina and John Preddy won the Bunker Super Sawng award on the first day with their birdie two's whilst their feat was unmatched on day two. The low score of Bruce Ogilvie and Keith Stanbury was recognised with the Bunker Banana Booby but this hid the fact that they played some excellent golf. Consistency let them down. That is what two-day events are all about, after all.

 

Many Happy Returners at Pattaya

Pattaya Country Club has been getting some good reports recently and the Bunker Boys chose it as the venue for their weekly stableford tournament on Thursday, 4th September. Many of the regulars were missing, presumably "loosening up" in preparation for the following day's "Jackalope" major but the small field was still divided into two divisions as normal, with the cut at nineteen and under. In division two Kerry Jonsson, newly returned from Japan, posted a reasonable 33 points, one behind David Johnson, newly returned from England, but Neil Griffin, newly returned from work, showed he has not lost any of his skill by recording 36 points. In division one Terry Phur scored 35 points on a course where he performed so well in a recent PSC event, to share second place with the Bunker's in-form player at the moment, Ciano Glavina, but way out in front, having recently returned from his annual visit to UK, was Norman Brooks, who managed the day's only sub-par round, a fine 38 points. Kerry Jonsson picked up the Bunker Super Sawng award for his sole birdie two and the Bunker Banana Booby was shared by the day's low scorers, Bill Chadwick and Mick Ramshaw.

 

Torrid Times at Khao Kheow

There is an old nursery rhyme in England which describes a little girl thus: "When she was good she was very, very good, but when she was bad she was horrid." The little girl's name? Surely it must have been Khao Kheow! The Bunker Boys foolishly chose the course as the venue for their weekly medal competition on Tuesday, 9th September, knowing that for the previous three weeks, at least, the doyen of the Eastern Seaboard was in anything but its usual pristine condition. The greens are very poor and slower even than those at Siam. But at least at Siam you know what is in store before you play them. Khao Kheow, currently, is not good value with scrappy tee boxes, patchy fairways and those slow, inconsistent greens. However, golf is golf, and the two divisions manfully fought it out over the A and B courses. In division one the Japanese pairing of Yasuo Suzuki and Takeshi Hakozaki made a fist of it, sharing third place with net 78, one shot behind chirpy Ciano Glavina. Harry Riley was the main man, however, and his net 74 bore testimony to his concentration on the greens. In division two the day's best score was returned by Rick Feltham and his net 73 was more than enough to see off the challenges of David Johnson (75) and Jim Payne (78). Saranya Chaiyanont fired the day's only birdie two on the difficult A3 hole and was rewarded with the Bunker Super Sawng award, whilst Kerry Jonsson, a winner the previous outing, suffered the indignity of the Bunker Banana Booby for his nightmare round. He, with many others, will return to Khao Kheow only when the course lives up to its well established reputation as one of the finest in the area, and not a second sooner!

 

PJ Masters Plutaluang

The Bunker Boys travelled to the friendly Navy course at Plutaluang on Thursday, 11th September, for their weekly stableford tournament. The North and West courses did not disappoint with their challenging holes and, hurrah, for their consistently paced greens after seemingly weeks of slow, uncut surfaces! The two divisions set about their task honestly and only an over officious starter spoilt the day by insisting a Thai six-ball interrupt the course of play, starting them immediately in front of the leading group at the tenth. In division two there was a titanic battle with George Redgewell, playing with a broken finger, firing a heroic 34 points, just one behind the joint winners David Johnson and John Preddy, on 35 points. In division one John King managed to capture third place with an indifferent 29 points, one behind Roy Mitchell (30) and a country mile behind the eventual winner, PJ Redmond who shot the day's only par round. John King managed to take the Bunker Super Sawng award even though John Preddy should have shared it with him but, once again, the latter chose to opt out of the sideshow. The day's biggest blushes were on the faces of David Lightfoot and Kerry Jonsson and their dismally low scores assured them of the Bunker Banana Booby.

 

The Bunker Individual Strokeplay Championship 2003

 

Mam Trayling is Champion

The annual Bunker Individual Championships attracted thirty-two Bunker Boys and Girls to local favourite Green Valley on 15th and 16th September. In effect there were three competitions to find the Gentlemen's Champion, the Ladies Champion and the overall Bunker Individual Champion for 2003. Amongst those playing was the current holder Harry Riley but the strong field guaranteed there would be no easy ride this year. The first day saw few surprises as the current form players, PJ Redmond, Ciano Glavina and Terry Phur posted good scores. At the top of the Gentlemen's list was a late entry, German golfer Gerhard Schulze, who scored net 69 and will be saddened to find his handicap lowered as a result. The Ladies had a good time also with Noonit Tawapee heading the list on net 68, followed by Saranya Chaiyanont (71) with Lamud Chaidara and Mam Trayling on 72. The second day dawned with five retirees and sickness was also to prevent PJ from completing his round.This left Terry Phur and Ciano to chase the racing German but the higher second day scores were not enough as Schulze held out to win with a total of 143 shots, from Ciano's 149 and a clutch of players on 151. David Johnson won third place on countback from Terry Phur, Dale Shier and Paul Rose. The Ladies' event was much tighter and good sub-par rounds by Mam Trayling and Lamud Chaidara saw them elevated to the top two places with Saranya taking third place. Mam Trayling's tournament best score of net 67 gave her a total of 139 and husband Ed has to build a new trophy shelf to accomodate her new Bunker Individual Strokeplay Champion trophy!

Full Results;

Gentlemen: 1. Gerhard Schulze, 143 2. Ciano Glavina, 149 3. David Johnson (c/b), 151

Ladies: 1. Mam Trayling, 139 2. Lamud Chaidara, 140 3. Saranya Chaiyanont, 145

Overall Champion: Mam Trayling, 139

Near Pins: #2 Ciano Glavina, Harry Riley, #9 Lamud Chaidara, Mick Ramshaw, #12 Dale Shier, Saranya Chaiyanont, #16 Bill Macey, Terry Phur

Near Pin, Second Shot: #7 Mick Ramshaw, Lamud Chaidara

All prizes and trophies were sponsored by Dale Shier, Harry Riley and John Hanley and the Pattaya Golf Society is very grateful for their inestimable contribution again this year, making the tournament an undoubted success.

 

Binni Savages Bang Chang

After a heavy week, including the Bunker annual championship, a small group of Bunker Boys took the road to Century Ban Chang on Thursday, 18th September, to draw a veil across the week's golf. The round began with rain which lasted for seven holes and left the course sodden, with very little run. It is therefore amazing that some players were able to produce rounds of stunning quality. In division one Dale Shier continued to consolidate his game and his 36 points was matched by Ciano Glavina as they shared third place. Terry Phur, another in-form golfer at the Bunker, held on to the runners-up place with his 37 points but Bob Morrison showed everyone a clean pair of heels, firing 41 points to take the top place. In division two Saranya Chaiyanont secured third place with a creditable 34 points, whilst Hĺkan Widestedt fired a level par 36 points for second place. On 3rd June this year Binni Josteinsson produced the round of his life when he fired a net 61 at Siam and the amiable Icelander repeated the feat at Ban Chang by scoring 47 points! What the handicapper will do to him, as a result, can only be conjecture but he will certainly no longer have the comfort of a 28 handicap. There were five birdie two's and the four winners of the Bunker Super Sawng award were Harry Riley, Dale Shier, Terry Phur and Ciano whilst the unfortunate Colin Wilkes again declined the competition. The Bunker Banana Booby went to a speechless Ciano Glavina for letting his playing group down by shooting a par whilst the others hit birdies on the par-three fifteenth! Standards are indeed high at the Bunker!

 

Swinging in the Rain at Noble Place

On a sodden Tuesday, 23rd September, the Bunker Boys took the "highway to hell", route 331, to distant Noble Place for their weekly strokeplay tournament. Braving the traffic, the potholes, the road repairs and a clutch of traffic police they arrived at the course in a rainstorm which delayed the activities even longer. Eventually they teed off on the "C" course at 12:30pm in steady drizzle which persisted for the whole of their round, the final group coming off the course after 5pm. On a dry day the course would have been in wonderful condition but the rain made accurate shots paramount. In division one scratch golfer Keith Smithson fired an enviable gross 77 but the honours of the day went to runners-up Bob Morrison and Mark Joshua with their net 74's and John Hanley with his excellent level par 72. Division two saw newcomer Dave Edwards acquit himself well scoring net 74, to tie with David Johnson as runner-up, three shots a behind an enthusiastic Bill Chadwick who set a sartorial precedent playing most of his round in a knee-length plastic mac! There were no birdie two's but a soggy Bunker Banana Booby was awarded to newbie Leo Murphy for his high gross score of 123.

 

Neil Griffin Takes Treasure Hill

Mr. Loy's madness has returned! He scheduled a second trip in a week up route 331 on Thursday, 25th September, this time to the daunting Treasure Hill, for the Bunker Boys' weekly stableford event. It has to be said that this course is currently one of the best in the area with immaculate fairways and splendidly consistent greens and shows that a large investment in ground maintenance is not necessary, merely careful planning. The course can be brutal and a good start is essential to a successful round. Returning level par after two holes Neil Griffin proceed to build a steady score and his back nine tally of twenty points helped him to a level par total of 36 points. This was more than enough to see off the challenge of Anders Pedersen and Bob Morrison who both strove manfully to record 33 points each. There were no birdie twos and the Bunker Super Sawng award was held back until the next time. Talking of "the next time" reminds us that Mr. Loy has repeated his scheduling madness for October. Dear, dear me!

 

Bob Morrison Shows His Form Again

Sri Racha International Golf Club has always had the potential to be a memorable golf course. It was subtly designed by Gary Player with both the novice and low handicapper in mind and all that was needed to realise that dream was the injection of some cash and planned management. It seems both are now in place and the Bunker Boys travelled there on Tuesday, 30th September, to "test" out the improvements. They were met with an increased green fee and a construction site on the first four holes. Two temporary greens were in place, it drizzled all day and the white tees were well back. The course was to play extremely long. Despite these inconveniences the golf was enjoyable and some good rounds were produced. In division two newcomer Les Harber held on to his handicap with a level par net 72 whilst Bill Chadwick defied the elements and the restrictions of his plastic mac to post a score of net 70, which was very creditable given the circumstances. In division one only two shots covered the Swedish contingent of Magnus Johansson, Martin Hanfelt and Anders Pedersen but way out in front was a man very much in form at present, Bob Morrison. His long game was enough to "shorten" the course and his net 67 was an outstanding round in the conditions. John Hanley overcame the lottery of the temporary green on the third hole to shoot a birdie two and he was well rewarded with the Bunker Super Sawng award, whilst partner Lamun kept the honours in the family by disqualifying herself after five putts from three feet on the first green, to pick up the Bunker Banana Booby. Overwhelmed with joy she then rang the bell back at the Bunker. Cheers, tirak!

 

October 2003

 

Three Suitors for the "Old Lady"

Twenty or more Bunker Boys tipped their hats once again to the "Old Lady" at Siam Country Club on a very wet Thursday, 2nd October, when they called for their weekly stableford event. She was well prepared and well turned-out with good fairways and consistently paced greens. From the start it was going to be a difficult courtship, with the heavy conditions and overcast atmosphere. It wasn't long before the rains came and this was to have an effect on the tournament. Division two players suffered most as, hiding their blushes, Duncan Lee posted a meagre 27 points, followed into the clubhouse by Dave Spendley with 31 points and then Neil Griffin with his winning score of 32 points. The "Old Lady's" charms were won over by a trio of division one players and they jousted for her favours for the whole round. Beguiled by the smiles of Harry Riley and PJ Redmond and the quiet modesty of Hĺkan Widestedt she relented and they were able to take her hand with scores of 36 points. Magnus Johansson stole a kiss with his birdie two on the sixteenth and he was rewarded with the Bunker Super Sawng award for his impudence. In the end it was good to see the course back to its former self and good to see that it still held an excellent challenge.

 

Sailor Shoots Himself in Foot

The Manager of the Royal Thai Navy course at Plutaluang recently had this letter published in the "Pattaya Mail". Notice especially the final sentence.

“Whilst visitors to Plutaluang are most welcome and may enjoy the favorable rates charged for the course and facilities, the management wishes to remind everyone that it is a Royal Thai Navy establishment and, as a result, senior naval, military, and government personnel always take priority on the golf course and in the clubhouse. This right may occasionally cause some ‘inconvenience’ to visitors that is regrettable, but necessary for visitors to accept without question.

Social golfers, organized society and tour groups, and major tournaments will continue to be made welcome, provided the priority due to the Royal Thai Navy is fully respected.

The alternative is to seek another venue.”

The Bunker Boys were scheduled to play there on Tuesday, 7th October, just three days after publication and as a result many did what the good manager asked and stayed away. The six players who went there played casual golf and, as a result there is no report to present for the first time in the history of this web site. The course also lost out to the tune of approximately 25,000 baht - twenty five players' green and caddy fees, refreshments, golf carts, shop purchases, etc.

 

Winning Return for PJ

On Thursday, 9th October the Bunker Boys made a welcome return to the beautifully challenging course at Bangpra. The course was in excellent condition and the greens were well on the way back to their notorious "slickness". The format was stableford and the two divisions were cut at 18 and under. The day was well organised and "officialdom" was inconspicuous, unlike recent visits to Bangpakong and Plutaluang. In division two the players found the greens a little too pacy and no-one managed to break par. The leading contenders, however, posted good rounds with George Redgewell and Binni Josteinsson sharing second place with their scores of 32 points. Visiting Perry McNeely headed them with his fine 35 point tally, to take the division. In division one scores were better and Bob Morrison and a returning Bill Hewitt shared third place with 33 points. Heading them on 35 was Anders Pedersen but.just a "nose" in front was the Bunker's form man at present, PJ Redmond, and his 36 points was to be the best of the day. There were four birdie two's and the Bunker Super Sawng award was shared by Perry McNeely, Martin Hanfelt and Anders Pedersen who accomplished the feat twice on the back nine, a rare event indeed! Visitor Frank Clayton paid the penalty for his boast to Mr. Loy that he was striking the ball well at the moment and his 18 point total was more than an excuse for Mr Loy to present him with the Bunker Banana Booby. Frank, do not be so frank!

 

Perry's Champagne Golf at Noble Place

A large group of Bunker Boys travelled the rough and rocky road to Noble Place on Tuesday, 14th October, for their weekly medal round. They found the B and C courses in good condition after the heavy seasonal rains and a feast of golf was aniticipated by all golfers. The field was cut into two divisions at eighteen and under and in division one Magnus Johansson fired and excellent gross 79, net 72, to grab third place. Second was Bob Morrison, very much on top of his game at present, with his fine 70, but leading the pack was Gerhard Schulze, playing off the lower of his two handicaps, with a fine net 69. Division two saw the highlight of the day as Binni Josteinsson carded an excellent level par 72 for a round that saw him caress and cajole in some monster putts. Playing in the same four-ball was Les Harber who had even greater success, firing a total of net 69. The round of the day was produced by Perry McNeely, "holidaying" from the Phillipines, and the course held no dangers for him as he recorded a five-under par net 67. Handicap adjustments loom for the latter two players! There were no birdie two's and this surprised a non-playing Mr. Loy but he relished awarding the Bunker Banana Booby to John Gregory for his mistaken advice to his playing group that the competition was stableford based. All four "scratched" on a hole and therefore disqualified themselves! John, check the facts before you offer advice next time. Tuesdays are medal at the Bunker and Thursdays are stableford.

 

McNeely Does it Again

The Bunker Boys, under the direction of Mr. Loy, took to the notorious route #331 for the second time in three days, to play their weekly stableford competition at Treasure Hill on Thursday, 16th October. Despite the absence of a few regulars, for whom a repeat journey was too much, the twenty players enjoyed the day on a course much improved and in fine and dry conditions. The cut was at 18 and under and in division one scratch golfer Keith Smithson used his wonderful short game to tease 31 points out of the difficult course. One point ahead of him was Mark Joshua, on 32 and topping the group was Bill Hewitt, fresh from his break in England. Bill's 34 points was an excellent achievement, given the course's reputation. Division two players all struggled and only two managed to top thirty points. Steve Chadwick took third place with his meagre 23 points and John Gregory entered the clubhouse, smiling, with 35 points. Way out in front was new Bunker player, Perry McNeely, who used his PSC USGA handicap of 20 to amass an incredible 40 points. He then honorably applied for IPGC membership and a handicap more in tune with his current game. Perry joined Steve Nowell and John Gregory in a share of the Bunker Super Sawng award, the trio recording birdie two's and smiling Leo Murphy lapped up the Bunker Banana Booby, swearing that next time he would improve on his paltry 15 points.

 

Two Day Team Scramble at Green Valley

 

Wilf and Remy Scramble to Victory

The Bunker's monthly two-day "fiesta" of golf was held at the beautifully maintained Green Valley course on Monday and Tuesday, 20-21st October, with a two-player team scramble. The enjoyable format attracted fifteen teams and the weather even chose to be favourable for the event as well. As always the course was beautifully turned out with greens much faster than on many courses currently, and this was to catch out most players initially. However the field soon found it's feet and, as with most scrambles, it was very tight at the top of the leaderboard. Also, not uncommonly, only one player in the top ten teams had a handicap greater than twenty. At the end of the first day only two shots covered the first four places, with Wilf Latham and Remy Guy returning a fine net 65.6, Magnus Johansson and Martin Hanfelt recording 65.2 and the surprising leaders, Perry McNeely and Gerhard Schulze, topping the chart with net 63.4. The second day was promising to be a tense affair when the "also-rans" John Preddy and Len Jones led the field off but they were to be the day's biggest "improvers" taking seven shots of their first day tally. Would the leaders do the same? In the tense struggle that followed Bob Lindborg and partner Lamud set the standard for the day with an excellent net 65.6; only 0.2 of a shot behind were the two-ball of George "One Ball" Jackson and Phil Mitchell. Magnus and Martin were to lose a shot to their first day total. Repeating their first day round of 65.6, the long hitting of Wilf Latham and the deft touches of Remy Guy around the greens were enough to see them blow away the efforts of the first day leaders, for whom the wheels most definitely came off the wagon. Only 0.4 of a shot covered the first three teams at the end. Consistency is the secret of a winning team and this was the point proved.

Final results:

1. Wilf Latham & Remy Guy 131.2:

2. Magnus Johansson & Martin Hanfelt 131.4

3 George Jackson & Phil Mitchell 131.6

The Bunker Super Sawng awards for birdie two's went to Wilf and Remy, George and Phil Mitchell, Klaus Schackt and Ann Kaesavane, Harry Riley and Ciano Glavina, Gerhard Schulze and Perry McNeely and Keith Smithson and Kevin Taylor on the first day. On the second day the recipients were Ed and Mam Trayling, Saranya Chaiyanont and Samantha Burke, Klaus and Ann, Wilf and Remy, George and Phil and Roy Mitchell and Bill Hewitt.

 

Remy Storms to the Front at Ban Chang

Century Ban Chang welcomed the Bunker Boys for their weekly stableford competition on Thursday, 23rd October, with heavily laden skies and patchy, sanded greens. The two divisions were cut at 20 and under and it was good to see Paul Butler back in a Bunker competition again, having finished his work stint in Vietnam. In division two the heavy rains which afflicted the final third of the round caused havoc with the scores and George Meigh took third place with his paltry total of 24 points, three behind lady golfer Kanjana Gregory and her 27. Only George Redgewell managed to keep his head and fire a good score and his 38 points was more than enough to take the honours. In division one Takeshi Hakozaki weathered most of the storm to record 31 points and take third place, with scratch golfer Keith Smithson almost firing level par with his round of gross 75 netting him 35 points. Out in front, however, with an excellent 39 points, was the Belgian Beau, Remy Guy. Remy has been back in Pattaya for only three weeks, after a five month golf-free spell in Europe, and he has quickly found his form again. Last year saw him tumble in the handicap lists and similar performances will see him fall further this time. The strength of his game is his short game and he used this to good effect once again on a course he enjoys. The day's most steadfast golfer was Karim Nehari whose birdie two on the fifteenth gave him the Bunker Super Sawng award. It also added five points to his card, giving him a grand total of 11 points. The Bunker Banana Booby has never been more deserved!

New Boy Kimber Wins on First Visit

 

On Tuesday, 28th October, the Bunker Boys left Pattaya for the blue skies at Century Chonburi for their weekly medal-play tounament. They found a pleasantly warm day at the end of their travels with clear skies and a refreshing breeze. But the effects of the recent heavy rain was seen on the course with horrid greens which were sanded and uncut. Thus putting was to be a lottery and this was reflected in most of the scores, notably scratch golfer Keith Smithson for whom putting is fifty percent of his game. The cut was at 16 and under and it even saw Mr. Loy playing in division two, where steady George Redgewell used his accuracy to tease a net 77 out of the course. Two shots ahead of him was Gerhard Schulze, with playing partner Brian Kimber, a new boy at the Bunker, the only player to beat par on net 70. In division one Bob Morrison took third place with net 76, behind Steve Nowell, on 73 and Mark Joshua leading with 72. Unsurprisingly there were no birdie two's and the Bunker Banana Booby saw three players challenging for the tasty treat, Len Jones, so often a candidate these days, Mr. Loy, the adjudicator, and David Smith, the eventual recipient. Century Chonburi? Nice course, shame about the greens.

 

November 2003

On Thursday, 30th October, three dozen Bunker Boys went to the building site formerly known as Sri Racha International Golf Club for their weekly stableford event. Having received a much needed injection of capital the club can now re-invent itself and become the showpiece of a course that it once was. Top quality reconstruction work is ongoing and in a few months time the course will be the envy of many in the area. However, life goes on, and so do the Bunker Boys, and with the cut at seventeen and under the players took up the gauntlet on a hot day, with dry fairways, a faulty new scorecard and the fastest greens ever seen by most of the field. In division two Richard Feltham made his mark for the first time in a Bunker competition firing a fine 37 points to tie as runner-up with Len Jones who remarkably managed to put behind him the horrors of his short game and give some credence to his handicap at last. The day belonged to amiable giant Jim Payne though as his 39 points was destined to be the second best score of the tournament. In division one Keith Hector and Paul Butler made welcome returns but little impact on the leaderboard which was dominated by the skill of Steve Nowell. His tally of 40 points set him well on the road to his goal of a single figure handicap. Only one shot behind was Alan McGrory at the end of a tense struggle and Magnus Johansson posted a fine 37 points to take third place. Alan McGrory and Keith Smithson recorded birdie two's to share the Bunker Super Sawng award whilst Kevin Wilson suffered on the pacy greens and received the Bunker Banana Booby for his low score of 25 points. Back at the Bunker, in the opinion of all of the players, the changes at the course and the reversion back to the original design will be well worth a return visit in the New Year.

 

Hot Stuff from Icelander Binni

On Tuesday, 4th November, thirty Bunker Boys decided to touch their caps and honour the "Old Lady" at Siam Country Club with a visit. She welcomed them with open arms and put on a good face for their weekly medal competition. The only blemishes were the uncut fairways and those painfully slow greens but the two divisions took up the challenge on a course loved by many. Division one saw Gerhard Schulze take third place with net 72, one shot behind Colin Wilkes. Way ahead was recently returned Yorkshireman, Keith Hector, who quickly found his form to record a handicap threatening net 67. Division two saw a tighter struggle with Aussie Des Pearson "heinekening" his way around the course to score an excellent net 70 and take third place. One shot ahead was Canadian visitor Gary Hobbs. The coolest guy on the course was Icelander Binni Josteinsson and the gentle giant threw up another of his occasionally blistering rounds, recording net 66. This follows his net 62 on the same course in June. The Bunker Super Sawng award was shared by a host of players, including Andy Spence, Ian Phillips, Gerhard Schulze, Mikael Andersson, John King and Des Pearson whilst the many candidates for the Bunker Banana Booby sighed with relief when Roy Mann took custody of the prize for his net 99! The last time he was here he took the booby three times in two weeks and the omens are not good for him this year!

 

How the "Hector"'s Keith Do It?

Another page in the annals of sport was written on Thursday, 6th November when the Bunker Boys chose Khao Kheow as the venue for their weekly stableford tournament which also celebrated Ciano Glavina's birthday. Not only did the start list include one of the Bunker's oldest combined fourballs (250 plus years of finely honed athleticism) comprising of John Preddy, Des Pearson, Leo Murphy and the "junior" Len Jones, but also a golfer destined to decimate a course for the second time in three days. The C and A nines were well prepared, at last, for the competition and the two divisions relished playing there again. For some inexplicable reason most of the scores were barely average; maybe it was the very humid and hot conditions, the five-hour round and the moderately paced greens. In division one Jimmy Little and Bill Hewitt vied for runners-up with their scores of 32 points and could only watch the disappearing heels of Harry Riley as he raced to a total of 37 points to take the day. In division two Len Jones posted a meagre 29 points to nab third place, whilst Ian Phillips fared better with his 33 points total. In the penultimate playing group Keith Hector, who had fired a net 67 at Siam only two days previously, was still running hot and took the course apart with his accurate putting to amass a splendid 41 points, destined to keep him in the lower division for a long time! Harry Riley posted the day's only birdie two, thereby winning the Bunker Super Sawng award and his tee shot on hole C8 also secured for him a gallon of beer, kindly sponsored by Ciano Glavina. Des Pearson was the recipient of the second gallon for his near-pin tee shot on hole A5. Two Roy's battled at the bottom end of the leaderboard for the Bunker Banana Booby and Mr Loy unselfishly awarded it to himself for his paltry total of 18 points. At the end of the day everyone agreed it was a fine way to celebrate Ciano's birthday and the talk went on, way into the night, about Keith Hector's amazing feat.

 

Neil Griffin is the First of the Few

Golfers have long memories and, after a few weeks of thirty and forty -plus fields, only fifteen golfers turned up to play in the Bunker's weekly medal competition at the Royal Thai Navy course at Plutaluang on Tuesday, 11th November. Many had remembered the advice given so publicly by the Manager of the course, a few weeks ago, "If you object to your round being interrupted by Military or Government personnel, find another course." They did! Of the few who played at Plutaluang only Neil Griffin showed any vestige of form and he managed to take the prize with a fine net 70. Steve Nowell shot the day's lowest gross, giving him net 76 whilst George Redgewell fired net 77 to take third place. There were no birdie two's but abundant bananas as Ian Phillips, so often a winner at the Bunker, capped his dismal day by receiving the Bunker Banana Booby for his net 100. The biggest beneficiary of the day was Mr. Loy whose task as organiser was made so easy by the "wisdom" of the admiral at Plutaluang.

 

Ian Phillips Finishes with a Flourish

Another small field of Bunker Boys took the rocky road to Treasure Hill on Thursday, 13th November to play the weekly stableford tourney on a day when clouds filled the sky, rain threatened and a cool breeze blew. Conditions were fine for golf and the course at Treasure Hill was beautifully prepared. Gone are the anthills, the uneven tee boxes and the inconsistent greens and the course's condition at present is the envy of many others in the region. The two divisions met the usual problems and the tight front nine led to drab scores by the end of the round. In division one Steve Nowell set out his stall with an excellent 31 points and took the victory from the challenge of Mark Joshua and Tony Thorne, both recording 29 points. Division two saw better scores and on the eve of his return to England Big Ian Phillips used his long hitting to good effect to record a fine 34 points, just holding off the challenge of Duncan McGee whose 32 points was a measure of his skill on his first visit to the club. Ian had taken the Banana Booby only two days before for a round of stunning mediocrity but this time victory was much sweeter. Steve Chadwick and Roy Mann, so often the custodian of the Bananas on his annual visits, shared the award this time for their poor scores, which, if added together would have shared the first prize in division one! Such is the challenge of Treasure Hill.

 

Wot? No Roadmaps?

The Bunker's monthly two-day event was held at Green Valley on Monday and Tuesday, 17 & 18th November. The format was a three-ball better score event with the two best individual scores on each hole counting towards the team score, over thirty-six holes. The course was well presented but navigation was frustrating to say the least. The course has been changed, with a new route necessitating excessive walking and frustration. The scorecards are a mismatch and, added to that, the annual influx of Koreans has begun and they are being offered an alternative tee, the twelfth, from which to start their rounds. This has resulted in extremely lengthy holdups in the middle of an ordinary round. Please get it right soon, Green Valley! Those who managed to get it right on day one were the team of Bob Lindborg, Terry Phur and Gerry Power and their net 132 was more than a match for the nearest contenders, Klaus Schackt, Ann Kaesavane and Gene Scalf. The second day dawned with the previous day's Booby winners, Harry Riley, Ya Chaiyanont and Stuart Tinkler, posting an excellent net 131 to take the clubhouse lead. They were eventually followed in by the oldest player in the tournament, John Preddy, and his partners, Len Jones and Binni Josteinsson, who sat proudly on top of the leaderboard until the final group posted their results. The first day leaders had managed to hold on to their place, equalling the day's second best score. In the opinion of everyone the new layout at Green Valley poses problems but they are prepared to let it settle into place before the next two-day event there in mid-December.

 

Bill Hewitt Bang On at Bangpra

On Thursday, 19th November, another large group of Bunker Boys made a welcome return to the beautiful course at Bangpra International Golf Club for their weekly stableford event. The course was immaculately presented with green speeds matching the enviable reputation they once had, and a pleasantly hot and dry day augured well for the competition. The large field was split into two divisions with the cut at 18 and play eventually got under way on the crowded course near noon. In division two steady George Redgewell posted a score of 32 points, some way behind the joint winners, Stuart Tinkler and David Exley with their 35 points. In division one the conditions suited the players better and Magnus Johansson scored 36 points to take third place, whilst Phil Mitchell went two better to take the second spot. Way ahead, however, was canny Yorkshireman Bill Hewitt who posted a fine 41 points to decimate the field. William Macey ended a successful week by taking a share of the Bunker Super Sawng award with Tony Thorne and poor Roy Mann drew the curtains on his short visit by accepting the Bunker Banana Booby for the third time in as many weeks. But his memories of the day will be outshone by the beauty of Bangpra.

 

Mikael Andersson Finds Form at Ban Chang

On Tuesday, 25th November, the Bunker Boys chose Century Ban Chang as the venue for their weekly medal event and found the green fees hiked and the money seemingly spent on a full set of locker keys and new blue hats for the male caddies. Nothing else was new on the course and the challenge of the tight fairways and raised greens was still very evident. The course was to play long in the strong breeze which blew all day.The two divisions were cut at sixteen and in division two Len Jones transformed his woeful chipping and putting to post a winning score of net 77, just one shot ahead of Saranya Chaiyanont, David Exley and the returning Gary Austin. Division one saw the better scores as Perry McNeely shot net 75, and Bill Hewitt scored 73. Alongside the sixth fairway the rough was being burnt and as it crackled and sizzled so did Mikael Andersson's game and he ended the day with a fine level par 72. German newcomer Uwe Schröder, playing off ten, shot the day's only birdie two and received the Bunker Super Sawng award on his first visit whilst hapless Eddie Grogan fared badly on his first visit to the course and took home the Bunker Banana Booby for his net 95.

 

McGee Weaves His Magic at Noble Place

A smaller-than-usual group of Bunker Boys took the "highway to Hell" to Noble Place on Thursday, 27th November, for their weekly stableford tournament, whilst wiser heads prevailed and kept some of the "regulars" nearer home. Those who went were treated to a course in excellent condition and fine golfing weather. Generally the scores were very good with two-thirds of the field posting 36 points or better, and in division one Mikael Andersson proved he has now found his golfing feet again with a fine round of 39 points. This was good enough to rope in golfing "tearaway" Perry McNeely and tie with him for second place. One point ahead was Gene Scalf who shot 40 points. Keith Smithson, playing off scratch, posted the day's best gross score with his enviable level par 72. Division two threw up its heroes as well and David Johnson battled it out with Paul Rose for the minor placings, both recording 37 points. The best round of the day, however, was recorded by Duncan McGee who shot a splendid 41 points to take the top prize. There were no birdie two's but Keith Smithson, who navigated the course so well, lost his way on the return journey and brought his passengers back to the Bunker via Green Valley! His reward? You've guessed it! The Bunker Banana Booby.

December 2003

Usa Shows the Boys How to Do It

A field of 40-plus Bunker Boys and Belles travelled to nearby Siam Country Club on Tuesday, 2nd December, for their weekly medal play tournament in comfortably warm and dry conditions. They found the course poorly turned out with bare bunkers and arid, bone-hard fairways, which made good contact essential. For many, however, it was like playing shots from the car park. The large field was cut at seventeen and under and division two saw a fine tussle for second place between Gary Austin and Ed Trayling, who both scored net 69. Paul Rose was "the man" however and his round of net 68 was enough to win the division. In division one Paul Butler drove to a successful net 74, for third place and Bruce Ogilvie took second with his net 73, but way out in front was the long hitting lady, Usa Chaiyosit, who used the advantage of a lady's course which was half a kilometre shorter, to teach the boys a lesson in course management and take the major prize with her net 69. Gary Austin shot two birdie two's and took the major share of the Bunker Super Sawng award with Dickie Barbe firing the third birdie two of the day. Nothing showed up the inconsistencies of golf more than Uwe Schroder's eleven on the seventeenth and his birdie on the final hole and his net 95 won for him the Bunker Banana Booby. Nevertheless, most people concluded that a day such as this, on a poor course, was infinitely better than a good day in an opulent office!

 

Nowell Does Well at Chonburi

The Bunker Boys travelled to Century Chonburi on Thursday, 4th December, for their weekly stableford round and found the course in excellent shape under clear skies. The field was cut at eighteen and under and in division two nobody managed to beat par, probably because the constant watering of the fairways led to very little run on the ball. Richard Feltham persevered to gather 32 points but this meagre total was not enough to catch Duncan Lee and Gary Austin whose 34 points saw them share the prize on the day. In division one Paul Butler scored 33 points to take third place, with playing partner Wilf Latham going three better to take second, on 35. The only golfer to break par on the day was Steve Nowell and his 38 points contrasted with his shabby showing two days previously with the Bunker. Steve also shared the Bunker Super Sawng award with playing partner Keith Smithson for their birdie two's on the short par-three twelfth. At the other end of the field Des Pearson, English through and through, except for a dash of Heineken and an Aussie accent, obviously suffered in the heat and his poor card was signed by Mr. Loy. If you are trying to avoid the bananas Des, hide from the boss!

 

Collett Collects at Khao Kheow

On Tuesday, 9th December, the Bunker Boys returned to Khao Kheow for their weekly medal event and found the course with still poor fairways and tee boxes and greens on the two nines, "A" and "B", of varying and inconsistent speed. One hole in particular, "A" 9th, had a pin in a position from which putting was a nightmare, being sited on a slope! Consequently the two divisions found it hard going on a day when the sun shone and a strong breeze blew for most of the round. In division two consistent Neil Griffin took third place with a round of net 80, PJ Redmond took second with two better, net 78, and Yuzo Nishikawa lorded over the rest of the division with his net 77. In division one there were many single figure handicappers who found the going tough but two of them managed to make the podium. Bob van Mol, off his handicap of six, shot net 77 to tie for runner-up with Harry Riley and Paul Butler. Leading the field was Hans Collet, playing steadily off nine, who posted a score of net 71, quite an achievement in the circumstances. Al Rolnik took the lion's share of the Bunker Super Sawng award with his two birdie two's and was joined by Uwe Schroder, for whom the rest of the round was a nightmare. Brian Cole, only twelve hours in the Kingdom, found his jetlag too much, as did Mr. Loy, who found his net 108 too much and presented him with the Bunker Banana Booby. Welcome back Brian!

 

Andersson and Redgewell win at Bangpra

Thirty-eight Bunker Boys took the road to Bangpra International Golf Club on Thursday, 11th December for their weekly stableford event and found the course in excellent condition with good lies and legendary pacey greens. The field was cut at 15 and in division two Dave Lee, soon to be the TAGGS "Rabbit" Champion, and Norm Robinson fought it out for the third place with their scores of 31 points. Ahead of them, on 34, was Gary Austin, whilst George Redgewell was a country mile in front with a splendid 41 points. Division one was a tighter contest as scratch golfer Keith Smithson posted 37 points, one behind Wilf Latham's 38, but Mikael Andersson, a Haven winner the day before, repeated his form and sped to 40 points to take the top prize. Keith Smithson, George Redgewell, Terry Phur and Jack Spencer all took a share of the Bunker Super Sawng award and Duncan Lee suffered another sad display which earned him little sympathy and the Bunker Banana Booby award.

 

Larsen & Hedblom Eclectic Winners at Green Valley

December's monthly Bunker two day event was held at Green Valley on 15-16th in fine dry conditions with a constant strong breeze. This month the format was a triple challenge with two one-day team better score events and an overall eclectic tournament. Organising the results for such an event was a nightmare for the recorders and they managed without too much heartbreak and, for this, Len Jones must be applauded. Monday saw Saranya Chaiyanont play superbly with an individual round of net 65, and, supported by playing partner Len Jones, they topped the table at the end of day one with net 71, which included both players' scores on two "mystery" holes. Close behind were the teams of Michael Larsen and Tony Hedblom and Klaus Schackt and An Kaesavane, with net 73. A tense second day was guaranteed and, as the day developed, it became clear that the outcome would be close. Early clubhouse leaders were Joe Sebastian and Kevin Wilson who bettered their first day scores by eight shots and it was only when the final group returned that the situation became clear as Bob van Mol and Doug Campbell posted a winning score of net 71, followed by Klaus and An with another fine 73. Sorting out the eclectic element was a mixture of mathematics and mayhem, with cards stained with blood, sweat and tears from two days of tough competition, but eventually the leaders emerged as Michael and Tony held sway with their fine score of 64, followed by Joe and Kevin on 65 and Len and Saranya on 66. All twenty-one pairings ended with below par figures and only four shots covered the first seven teams. Thirteen birdie two's were recorded and bunches of bananas were shared. Some harsh golfing lessons were learned as players experienced a new format for the first time but at the end of the day all had shared an excellent and exciting tournament.

Austin Motors to the Front at Plutaluang

On Thursday, 18th December, the Bunker Boys sailed in to the Royal Thai Navy course at Plutaluang for their weekly stableford event and found the South and East courses well presented on a fine, breezy day. The two divisions were cut at the usual eighteen and in the first flight a returning Harry Cowling made his mark with 31 points, joined by fellow Yorkshireman Bill Hewitt and amiable Irishman PJ Redmond. Ahead was Keith Hector on 32 and Keith Smithson, playing off scratch, with 33 points. Division two saw the better scores as Len Jones and Neil Griffin vied for the minor places with their hard won 32 points and George Redgewell with his solid return of 34. Leading the field, with the best score of the day, was a man currently in great form, Gary Austin, for whom his score of 39 points was his second below par score in two days. The day's only birdie two was achieved by Bill Hewitt whilst playing partner Harry Cowling, using borrowed clubs, barely troubled the scorer for the first nine holes and received the Bunker Banana Booby as consolation. The rest of the field shared an excellent day and extend their best wishes to all Pattaya's golfers for a peaceful and happy New Year.

 

Mr. Loy Triumphs Over the Monster

On Tuesday, 23rd December, the Bunker Boys travelled to distant Treasure Hill to take on the "monster" for their final medal round of the year. The two flights set out valiantly against the ever tough couse which was beautifully presented yet again. Blood was drawn on many cards over the opening holes and, as the drama unfolded, even the low handicappers in division one gasped in disbelief at the figures they were recording on their cards. As usual, it was the course "newbies" who performed better, not for them the demoralising thoughts of holes to come. In division two Brian Bradley's net 82, gave him third place, two shots behind George Redgewell's 80. Showing a clean pair of heels to the rest of the field was Richard Feltham and his net 79 took the flight. In division one Takeshi Hakozaki and Keith Smithson tied for third with an embarrasing net 80, whilst Bill Hewitt and Mr. Loy fought it out at the top. Bill came in with net 76 but Mr. Loy smote the air as, for the first time in months, he could lord it at the top of the flight. His net 74 almost slew the beast and had it not been for losing almost half his handicap allowance on the par fives he would have been rewarded with the honour of a below par round. There were two birdie two's and the Bunker Super Sawng award was shared by Gene Scalf and Sander "Sunny" Ruthsip, whilst PGA member Keith Smithson had egg on his face when he failed to carry the ladies' tee on one hole and the Bunker Banana Booby also ended up on his plate! Better times lie ahead as the New Year approaches and the Bunker Boys wish to extend to all their good wishes to the Pattaya golfing community.

The fourth annual Bunker Four-Man Team Scramble

Begorrah! Irish Smiles at Pattaya Country Club

Roy Mitchell and Bunker Boys took the helm of the good ship IPGC Pattaya Golf Society and set a course for Pattaya Country Club on Tuesday, 30th December, to celebrate the final "major" of the year, the Bunker annual Four-Man Team Scramble. A hugely popular event, this year it drew a full house of twenty eight teams, and, as the course was well presented, a feast of fine golf lay ahead. The scramble format is simple, play team golf and enjoy the day! The pre-tournament favourites in the shape of Michael Dige, Anders Pedersen, Gerhard Schulze and Nora Haugsjordet certainly did that and used their long hitting to squeeze every centimetre out of the course, posting an early target of net 56.6 and whilst others came close nobody seriously threatened their score for two hours. Stephen Beard and his team rued their misfortune on the greens, Bob Pearce and mates were optimistic that their 58.3 might gain them a place on the podium, but they were to be usurped by Bob van Mol, the Campbell boys and Brian Kelly, one full shot ahead. The penultimate group to return, the Irishmen, "they themselves", Joe Carney, Jerry Power, Peter Ring and William Nolan, then returned to the clubhouse bearing a score of 55.1 to record a fine victory, by a large margin of 1.5 shots. The day concluded with a sumptuous Presentation Buffet at the Bowling Green and Richard Livingstone did everyone proud by applauding the contributions of the Bunker Belles, Mary Jones, Avis Hewitt, Barbara Cowling and Dawn Houlker and their work at registration, Anton and Kevin at the Bowling Green for their outstanding hospitality and Len Jones for his organisation and recording. Technical prizes went to the long driving Michael Dige, Russell Finch and Nora Haugsjordet and the par-three accuracy of Joe Carney, Nora, Brian Kelly and Bob Patterson brought them another tranche of trophies. The biggest cheer of the day was saved for the team of John and Kanjana Gregory, Paul Bartlett and Jack Hobbs as they received the Bunker Banana Booby for their high score and as the participants bade their farewells they took with them fond memories of the day. Everyone concluded it was the best Bunker Scramble yet and all were unanimous in declaring it the finest way in which a golfer could end the year.